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September 10th, 2005, 03:13 AM
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Re: I am just Evil
As a good emporer, I gave all my subjects the day off...
...All one of me.
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
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September 10th, 2005, 03:25 AM
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As an evil Emperor I glassed an entire world just because I broke my favorite coffee mug and needed a replacement.
As an Evil Emperor I dropped Planetary Napalm on an entire world just to cook some marshmellows......I then destroyed another world because I forgot the damn marshmellow!
As an evil emperor I destroyed a sun just to see if my sunglasses really would "Block all UV light"
As an evil Emperor I killed every man on the planet just so that I could finally look at those girls and go "Really not even if I were the last man on Earth?"
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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September 10th, 2005, 05:05 AM
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Re: I am just Evil
As an evil emperor I...wait a minute...I'm not an evil emperor!
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Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is that little voice at the end of the day that says "I'll try again tomorrow".
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future.
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September 10th, 2005, 07:11 AM
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Re: I am just Evil
As an evil Emperor I imprisoned Aaron and forced him to play MOO3.....
As an evil Emperor I ordered Vivendi to buy Malfador.....
As an evil Emperor I ordered Vivendi to buy Shrapnel.....
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O'Neill: I have something I want to confess you. The name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
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September 10th, 2005, 01:17 PM
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Re: I am just Evil
As an evil Emperor I force you to constantly ask a new patch for MOO3 from Atari, while knowing it will never come.
As an evil Emperor I ban tomato from pizzas
As an evil Emperor I force everybody to put peanut butter on pizzas
As an evil Emperor I force everybody to eat them.... while applying patches for MOO3. Muahhahhaaaa!!!!!
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But if you teach a man to fish, he will buy an ugly hat;
And if you talk about a fish to a starving man, then you're a consultant
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September 10th, 2005, 01:26 PM
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As an evil Emperor I sold the rights to Space Empires to Microsoft.
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September 10th, 2005, 04:51 PM
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Mmmm...Peanut butter pizza...
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If I only could remember half the things I'd forgot, that would be a lot of stuff, I think - I don't know; I forgot!
A* E* Se! Gd! $-- C-^- Ai** M-- S? Ss---- RA Pw? Fq Bb++@ Tcp? L++++
Some of my webcomics. I've got 400+ webcomics at Last count, some dead.
Sig updated to remove non-working links.
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September 10th, 2005, 05:55 PM
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Good old Narf, totally lacking in taste. Evil thrice damned peanut butter flavoured pizza. It's morally wrong in so many ways.
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September 10th, 2005, 06:09 PM
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As an evil Emperor I would set a bot on the forums to reset Narf's post count to 1 every time he posts, at which point the bot will post "Hello and welcome to the forums." until Narf is driven sane.
As an evil Emperor I would force Phil to live out the rest of his life in Holland. 
As an evil Emperor I like AIs. They're the easiest way to build up a sizable empire without lifting a finger, save for the occasional troop transport!
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September 10th, 2005, 07:52 PM
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Frankly Holland could be alot worse so living there wouldn't be that bad. Just have to teach my local bars that a big frothing foaming head on a beer is a very bad thing. There are worse places, Belgium springs to mind as being far worse. 
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