I am just Evil
 

As an evil emperor I once bought a case of Slime Mold Whisky, loved it so much that I erradicated the race that made it so that I could claim that I had the only bottles left to exsist in the universe.

As an evil Emperor I once was so board that I ordered my fleet to shoot at each other.

As an evil Emperor I once boiled the Brocoli embassador and ate him for dinner.

As an evil Emperor I once invaded a planet after they accepted a treaty of peace.

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As an evil Emperor, I added to this topic.

As an evil Emperor, I demanded that everyone must play MOO3

As an evil Emperor I LAUGH AT THEIR PUNY ATTEMPTS TO MAKE PEACE! MUUWAAHAAHAA!

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As an evil Emperor I outlawed Space Empires IV and V.

As an evil Emperor I conqured entire world and spaced them all just to see if the myth that no one can hear you scream in space was true.

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As an evil Emperor I forced everyone to listen to Britney Spears.

As an evil Emperor I locked everyone into a room with TerranC.

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As an evil Emperor I promoted Narf to Minister for Mental Health

As an evil Emperor I forced the closure of the Cantina.

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As an evil emperor I disolcated Narf's knee and forced him to try and win the 400m finals in the inter galatic trade sports cup.

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That would be difficult at two inches high with a migraine.

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A 260 pound mouse which is only 2 inches high? What are you made of, lead? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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No...I was refering to Markavians' new height...

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As a good emperor I gave free mugs of root beer and all dressed potato chips to everyone who were locked in with me.

Oops, wrong theme.