Real Men / Real Roleplayers / Loonies / Munchkins

[Ed Kolis]

You might have seen this kind of thing on RPG humor sites, and SE4 is kinda turning into an RPG, so let's have some fun with it

P&N Race Types
Real Men play Pirates.
Real Roleplayers play Nomads.
Loonies play Devnull Monsters!
Munchkins play all of the above - hey, they're zero point traits, might as well pick 'em!

Treaties
Real Men form Military Alliances.
Real Roleplayers form Non-Intercourse treaties.
Loonies form Trade Empires Every 10 Turns treaties.
Munckkins - "Subjugation's for wimps. Where's the 'j00 /\/\y 633y4tch' treaty???"

Weapons
Real Men shoot Anti-Proton Beams.
Real Roleplayers launch Capital Ship Missiles.
Loonies lob Holy Photon Grenades of Antioch!
Munchkins fire Guns of Always Hitting and Making Things Blow Up Really Fancy-Like.

Stellar Manipulations
Real Men use Destroy Planet.
Real Roleplayers use Create Storm.
Loonies use Create Gas Cloud around Uranus
Munchkins use Destroy Universe.

Idols
Real Men worship Suicide Junkie
Real Roleplayers worship PvK
Loonies worship Alan Emrich
Munchkins worship anyone, as long as they're a Starfury beta tester who's willing to "bend" their NDA

Stock Races
Real Men play the Amonkrie.
Real Roleplayers play the Praetorians.
Loonies play the Ithkul.
Munchkins play the Borg after assimilating all the stock races. "But they ARE a stock race - see, here's an assimilated Jraenar, and an assimilated Abbidon..."

Mods
Real Men play P&N.
Real Roleplayers play Proportions.
Loonies play Team Fortress!
Munchkins play the Ultimate Shipsize Mod. (Come on - "Worldship-32"'s?!? )

[Xaren Hypr]

Munchkins play the Ultimate Shipsize Mod

Hey!! I resemble that remark.... ..um..

Actually, I toggle between playing the TDM/FQM-Deluxe and the UVS (Ultimate Vehicle Size)/FQM-Deluxe mods..the latter one is the main reason my first shipset was neo-standard to begin with .

[narf poit chez BOOM]

shouldn't that be real men play porportions?

[Ruatha]

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
porportions?

[Katchoo]

Originally posted by Ruatha:

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Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
porportions?

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Only porpoises play porportions. We should add porpoises as a fifth class in this list.



"Why, what nice teeth you have Narf. Wha..no! NOOOO! BLAME RUATHA! RUATHAAA-ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

[narf poit chez BOOM]

i think we got a loonie. i don't have big teeth.

[Taera]

ed, thats very accurate describing me as a roleplayer, almost all of them hit the target
To the best of my knowledge im in the small minority of people who create NI treaties, and storms are kewl. and so on

[Ruatha]

In Homecoming 2 I have a NI treaty, a NA treaty, some TA Treaties and a partnership, some wars and some without treaties.
My partner is a protectorate to another player.

[ May 13, 2003, 21:33: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

[Taera]

i tend to believe homecoming was supposed to be a heavily RP game. i didnt get in only because i didnt have Gold then *sniff* lol