Happy Samhain /Halloween!

[Pax]

May your loot bags be full, and your costumes the best on your block! lol!

[Taera]

in Israel there's a holiday rather similar to Halloween by the fact people dress up. I almost made myself a costume of my Taeran thingy couldnt figure out how'd i do it so i left it. i might do something for next year's halloween

[Fyron]

My friend was a Protoss for Halloween a few years ago.

[ZeroAdunn]

Heathen's...

Next thing you know you will be sacraficing virgins....

Just stay away from my virgins, I've got a nice collection going and I don't want it ruined. Just two more and the cellblock will be done!

[Ragnarok]

Nice try Perrin, I just about clicked on that stupid link! But I just noticed in the nick of time what it was... I commend you for your efforts...

[Ragnarok]

Hey Zero, speaking of Virgins... Here's a Halloween joke I got today... It's not all about virgins, but it's the top ten reasons Halloween is better then Sex... It's a good list!

Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomachache, it won't Last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. You have less guilt the next morning.

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

Enjoy!

[Perrin]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
Nice try Perrin, I just about clicked on that stupid link! But I just noticed in the nick of time what it was... I commend you for your efforts...

I'm sure I have no idea what you are talking about. Besides it is all Fyron's fault. He is the one that turned me.

[Ragnarok]

Sure you don't know what I mean........

Ok, I got some more Halloween jokes...

The door bell, rings, and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying, "Trick or Treat!"

The man asks the kids what he's dressed up like for Halloween. The kid says, "I'm an IRS agent."

Then he takes 30% of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say Thank You.
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Two nuns are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and scratches at the windshield!

"Quick, quick!!" shouts the first nun "What shall I do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on, that will get rid of the abomination." shouts the second.

The first nun switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and hisses even more loudly! "What shall I do now?" shouts the first nun.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican!" says the second. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and hisses again at the nuns. "Now what?" screams the first nun. "Show him your cross!" says the second. So the nun rolls down the window and shouts:

"GET OFF MY DAMN HOOD, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!"
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And now a poem...
It's Halloween! It's Halloween!

The moon is full and bright
And we shall see what can't be seen
On any other night.

Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls,
Grinning goblins fighting duels,
Werewolves rising from their tombs
Witches on their magic brooms.

In masks and gowns
we haunt the street
And knock on doors
for trick or treat.

Tonight we are
the king and queen,
For oh tonight
it's Halloween!
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Ok, I think I'm done now...

[sachmo]

It's my little girls first Halloween tonight! I'm so excited...I hope she likes it. I have such fond memories of this holiday from my childhood. I hope I can make some for her! Happy Halloween, all!

[Growltigga]

Sachmo, hope T&T tonight really is as magical for your daughter as you remember it for you.

We didnt do T&T over here in Blighty when I was a child, I think it started off when I was about 17 and there was no way I was going door to door begging for beer!

It does shock you though, I remember Last year there was a knock on the door and as I was right by the door, I whipped it open before the chaperone for the little T&T'er could get out of the way so I was faced with this 20 year lad standing about 6'5" with more muscles than arnie.. he gave a embarassed grin and moved aside so that his very little sister in devil outfit could be seen... she got sweets, he got a glass of whisky to stand off the night-chill, it did give me a fright though