The Beavers

Maerlande · #1 March 5th, 2010, 11:19 PM

I'd like to solicit the assistance of some hard core modders. I think as a patriotic Canuck there should a beaver nation in Dominions.

There are some critical features:
1) Beavers are furry.
2) Beavers are best found in swampy bogs.
3) Skilled beaver hunters know that careful application of barley beverages can add in the hunt.
4) Beavers are fickle. Do not rush your beaver hunt. Take the time to scout out the territory. Perhaps a slow perusal of the terrain may assist in reaching beaver central.
5) Beavers have a bonus to resist penetration. Only a skilled hunter will successfully penetrate beavers on a regular basis.

There may be more features, but I need time to consider.

PashaDawg · #2 March 5th, 2010, 11:44 PM

Psionic Brain-Sucking Bog Beast Beavers?

Gandalf Parker · #3 March 6th, 2010, 12:54 AM

To be followed by a patriotic creation of a nation of Eagles, then a nation of Bears?

Sir_Dr_D · #4 March 6th, 2010, 12:55 AM

Nah, beavers would be too over powered.

BigDaddy · #5 March 6th, 2010, 12:59 AM

4 doesn't make sense. Clearly you have contradicted yourself and do not actually understand 'beavers.'

Squirrelloid · #6 March 6th, 2010, 02:35 AM

Someone buy BigDaddy a clue. And Gandalf.

The obvious next nation is puppies, anyone can see that. Preferably wrapped in warm garments.

Unfortunately, the first thing the beaver nation would do would be to tell us to stop playing computer games, and because they are totally OP (good call Sir D), we'd listen, and no more modding work would get done.

Amonchakad · #7 March 6th, 2010, 06:18 AM

Maer - please stop drinking and posting at the same time. You're being a danger not only for yourself but also for other people.

Heck, we definitely need a PSA for this.

Lingchih · #8 March 6th, 2010, 07:05 AM

Stop drinking and posting at the same time? Blasphemy! It would go against all I have taught him.

lch · #9 March 6th, 2010, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddy

4 doesn't make sense. Clearly you have contradicted yourself and do not actually understand 'beavers.'

How so? As a skilled beaver hunter, Maerlande could probably add a thing or two about the taste of beavers.

Gandalf Parker · #10 March 6th, 2010, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirrelloid

Someone buy BigDaddy a clue. And Gandalf.

The obvious next nation is puppies, anyone can see that. Preferably wrapped in warm garments.

Unfortunately, the first thing the beaver nation would do would be to tell us to stop playing computer games, and because they are totally OP (good call Sir D), we'd listen, and no more modding work would get done.

Puppies? What nation is represented by puppies? Vatican City? Gibraltar?