EEEvil Empire

Deathstalker · #1 August 19th, 2001, 09:04 PM

""wEEE are coming....the crEEEator has givin us substance and form....bEEEware, for wEEE hunger! no longer shall the races laugh at the EEE, wEEE shall dance upon their graves! hEEE, hEEE, hEEE!!!"".

-exerpt from the diary of the mad 'most high lord dEEEvious' of the EEEvil Empire...coming soon to a game near you...shipset by Andres, AI by Deathstalker (in development...). Many thanks to Spoo and Askan for 'help' in forming their persona...

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"And what the hell would you know about sanity?" demanded Beatrice. "There are depressed lemmings on the edge of cliffs who've got a better grasp on reality than you have. And more common sense."--Simon R. Green 'Deathstalker Rebellion'.

"We are all...the sum of our scars"....(paraphrased) Matt. R. Stover-'Blade of Tyshalle'.

Spoo · #2 August 19th, 2001, 09:12 PM

Don't mention it.

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Assume you have a 1kg squirrel
E=mc^2
E=1kg(3x10^8m/s)^2=9x10^16J
which, if I'm not mistaken, is equivilent to roughly a 50 megaton nuclear bomb.
Fear the squirrel.

Baron Munchausen · #3 August 19th, 2001, 11:03 PM

What's that? You've modified the EEE in the default game? Or you've created a new race that's also named EEE? Or you're just using a funny speech pattern like this new race your working on? This is a confusing post.

Deathstalker · #4 August 19th, 2001, 11:16 PM

Sorry if it sEEEms to be confusing...in gamEEE jokes...

Anyway, in English: I have played multiple games on pbw using the EEE shipset, calling them the EEEvil Empire, roleplaying as a psychotic Version of the EEE that drools, slobbers, and generally acts like a crossbreed of a Klingon with an EEE (with a dash of SpaceBalls humor).

Andres has reworked the EEE shipset, making it 'EEEvil', just working on the AI files and speech file right now.....hope this clears up things for those not familiar with this race...it will called the EEEvil Empire, seperate from the EEE (who they regard as their 'tree-hugging cousins')...

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"And what the hell would you know about sanity?" demanded Beatrice. "There are depressed lemmings on the edge of cliffs who've got a better grasp on reality than you have. And more common sense."--Simon R. Green 'Deathstalker Rebellion'.

"We are all...the sum of our scars"....(paraphrased) Matt. R. Stover-'Blade of Tyshalle'.

tesco samoa · #5 August 19th, 2001, 11:43 PM

EEEvil EEE. Just bring it. Can't wait.

henk brouwer · #6 August 19th, 2001, 11:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Deathstalker:

Anyway, in English: I have played multiple games on pbw using the EEE shipset, calling them the EEEvil Empire, roleplaying as a psychotic Version of the EEE that drools, slobbers, and generally acts like a crossbreed of a Klingon with an EEE (with a dash of SpaceBalls humor).

SpaceBalls?!

I can't wait either, just happened to have watched that movie Last night ( for the tenth time

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Edit: added Quote

[This message has been edited by henk brouwer (edited 19 August 2001).]

Askan Nightbringer · #7 August 21st, 2001, 02:19 PM

I'll look forward to lending a hand in future "developments" of the EEEvil Empire.

Askan

#8 August 21st, 2001, 04:51 PM

You put de limee in de cocoanut and drink de bowl up...... and call ME in de morning. I had my fun, and will give Aaron a few suggestions. I need to stop playing though, and go to work soon. Helping Aaron is for practice...

capnq · #9 August 21st, 2001, 06:30 PM

I can't decide whether it's a good or bad thing that the EEEvil Empire has to deal with the Rrurrr rather than the Mi-Go.

"anotherr zentient zpeciez...interrezting..."

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Cap'n Q

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the
human mind to correlate all of its contents. We live on a placid
island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was
not meant that we should go far. -- HP Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"

#10 August 21st, 2001, 11:17 PM

I never was a team player, and I probably never will be, because such is not my nature. I confess a great flaw, an irresistable urge to meddle. The obnoxious comments I make result from how I was raised and are not the fault of society but rather my own contextual interpretation of language. I am too lazy to use the dictionary in most cases. In the previous post I was merely quoting a persistant tune I heard years ago, with a minor twist to make it more amusing. The attempts I make at humor often fall flat and induce hostility in others, unfortunate but true. I apologize for once again intruding onto the forum, and will visit no more. A friend such as I would be would probably harm Aaron more than any help would be worth. So unless he specifically asks, I will not offer any more opinions. As one Last quote, "I am only an insect cradled in the hands of a giant". Lycos search "Founding Fathers". I have observed that Lycos follows the rule of thumb - "garbage in, garbage out". So frame your search Queries carefully to avoid nonsense.....