Yet another GOD I AM SO BORED Thread

Atrocities · #1 March 31st, 2006, 07:25 AM

Ok nowhere on the label does it say anything about taking this medication, hydrocodone, might cause insomnia. Here it is 2:12 am in the very early morning of March 31st and I am wide-awake posting about how frigging bored I am. Wide-awake since 4 am March 30th.

"This will help you sleep." - Reset to Zero Kaiser Doctors comments about said medication helping with my back pain. "Hey doc, all I want is a good nights sleep. You know, a night without agonizing lower back pain."

Well I guess that was just too much to ask for. You know I have never told any one the real reason why I chose the name Atrocities. Well for the first time in my ten-year history of using this name, I am going to share with you why I chose it.

Boredom. Yup, there it is. I needed to find a cool on line name that sounded mean. A name that inspired fear, and to some degree, respect form those Quake II Multiplayer who would soon fall before me. (Later Tribes)

So one night, bored out of my mind at work, I picked up the old dictionary and started reading. Long about break one I stumbled upon what would become my on line name of terror. (Not to mention synonymous with unbelievable, yet quite real and much to frequent incidents of bad luck.)

Now instead of "Atrocities! OMG.... RUN, reinforce the flag, send the children to bed, fire up the old firewall to max settings!" I get this "Atrocities, you mean the dude with the bad luck?"

[insert]blank strait faced look of complete truth accepting resentment[/insert]

Ok, so I am bored and I am a bad luck gravity well. HEY! that gives me an idea for a new weapon.... The Bad Luck Gravity Blaster. Once fired at your enemies their ships suddenly start experiencing bad luck.

Any ways, my boredom continues. Just thought I would share my joy with you all. (Hello... *crap*.... no one is home.)

** Ok so my humor is off tonight� shoot me.

Timstone · #2 March 31st, 2006, 07:30 AM

*Grabs a gun and grants AT his wish*
BANG!!

Thanks for sharing this with us AT.

Atrocities · #3 March 31st, 2006, 07:36 AM

Damn it man... you must load the gun with REAL bullets before shooting it at me.... Now my face is covered in green paint. (oddly it tastes like lemon lime dish soap.)

Glad to be of service.

Timstone · #4 March 31st, 2006, 07:43 AM

Hahaha... LOL, did you soil your pants?
Those blanks were planned.

I'm off to eat now, I'll be back in 1 hour.
I'll check on you then, maybe the blanks did kill you.

Atrocities · #5 March 31st, 2006, 08:17 AM

Have good eats. I am going to try and get some ZZZ before 6 am. That is when the nephews arrive for the day... spring break and mom & pa are off to work early.

- Just my luck.

"Can we play quake? Can we have something to eat. What does it mean when the laddy on the phone says the police are on the why?"

RULE 1 when dealing with twins.... NEVER leave them alone! EVER!
Rule 2, refer to rule one, and drink lots of coffee.

Timstone · #6 March 31st, 2006, 09:24 AM

Are you asleep yet?

*poke, poke...*

Thermodyne · #7 March 31st, 2006, 10:36 AM

Hey it could be worse. You could be on percocet. Then you would be wide awake and constipated too!

Strategia_In_Ultima · #8 March 31st, 2006, 01:54 PM

AT is bored again?

Renegade 13 · #9 March 31st, 2006, 03:44 PM

Guess when I couldn't sleep last night I shoulda come here...we could have shared the misery!

narf poit chez BOOM · #10 March 31st, 2006, 08:07 PM

Lately I've been having trouble getting to sleep, too.

Which is partly why I got up at 2:30...