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February 8th, 2006, 11:51 PM
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Qwest Customer Service
About two hours or so ago we lost power and phone service. Powre came back on line before we even knew it had gone off line, but the phone lines are still down.
Remarkably I still have DSL service. So I contact Qwest via their web site, On Line Help, and tell the lady that our phone lines are done. Her response did not fill me with confidence.
And I [censored] you not: "please call 1800 244 1111 for customer service."
I responded: "um, the phone lines are down, how will I call this number?"
Qwest: "call the number when the phone lines are working."
AT this point I just got mad. What would be your response to this kind of dumb assness?
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February 8th, 2006, 11:56 PM
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Re: Qwest Customer Service
Perhaps you could have called via cell phone?
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February 9th, 2006, 12:05 AM
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Re: Qwest Customer Service
Many parts of the world don't have cell service. You have to travel for many miles from where I am to get cell service. Not to mention the fact that many don't have cell phones at all.
AT, I'd point out to them the exact nature of their foolishness in as many different and descriptive words as possible
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February 9th, 2006, 01:12 AM
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Re: Qwest Customer Service
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About two hours or so ago we lost power and phone service. Powre came back on line before we even knew it had gone off line, but the phone lines are still down.
Remarkably I still have DSL service. So I contact Qwest via their web site, On Line Help, and tell the lady that our phone lines are done. Her response did not fill me with confidence.
And I [censored] you not: "please call 1800 244 1111 for customer service."
I responded: "um, the phone lines are down, how will I call this number?"
Qwest: "call the number when the phone lines are working."
AT this point I just got mad. What would be your response to this kind of dumb assness?
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Priceless! You should contribute this to one of those 'Unbelievably bad customer service' sites where they try to chronicle corporate stupidity...
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February 9th, 2006, 02:45 AM
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Re: Qwest Customer Service
What a terrible customer service. I wonder what they'd say if you finally call them after the phone works again, they'll say nothing helpful we can be sure.
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February 9th, 2006, 12:19 PM
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Re: Qwest Customer Service
Here's what I suggest:
"May I please talk to someone who speaks English?...
Anglais, Sivousplait?...
Me no specken ze stupid."
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February 9th, 2006, 05:18 PM
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Re: Qwest Customer Service
You think that's bad? I could regale you with sagas about QWORST customer dis-service.
Their ad phase is "That's our SPIRIT of service in action." Spirit, as in, because it died long ago and only the spirit is left?
One trick is to keep calling back (get in through the sales number) until you randomly get someone competant and helpful. There are some of those, but they aren't allowed to give out their numbers (they can give email though). Unfortunately, getting QWORST to do much of anything involves several departments and many people to all do the right thing - odds are low, considering random employees are picked for each task - at least one will goof up, and do something wrong.
Actual examples:
* Move your phone service FROM your new appartment, TO your OLD appartment.
* Having done that, tell you it's working because it's ringing (at your OLD appartment).
* Tell you to go find a pay phone at 8:30 the next morning, in the rain and/or snow, to call Billing to find out when their tech will probably arrive later that day, so you can then try to tell your landlord who has the only key to the telco room in your building.
* Then, at 8:30am in the snow, Billing says they have no idea when a tech might show up, but they suggest cancelling the tech, because it's ringing already (in... your OLD appartment).
* Hook up your DSL service just like you used to have it three blocks away in your old appartment, in your new appartment! ... uh, except with an ISP who is not your ISP, and who only serves Bainbridge Island, when you live in Seattle on the mainland.
* Hook up your DSL... to use another customer's circuit that they are aleaady using.
* Send you back to your ISP to tell them the above issues are THEIR problem, five times in one day. Then admit it is QWORST's fault again, but that they can't do anything, because another department will be needed, who happen to be closed that day.
* Tell you you can keep using your old DSL modem, and then switch you to a different type of DSL service.
* Switch you back to your old type of DSL service, but on a switch that doesn't work with your old DSL modem.
* Tell you you can probably use the specific model of another DSL modem you have on hand, and let you try and figure out that no, it could never possibly work with your ISP, because it is hard-wired to only work with MSN.
* Sign you up for MSN even though you told them repeatedly you hate and don't want MSN and will use another ISP.
* Tell you you don't need a new DSL modem, but mail you one anyway... to your OLD address.
* End up selling you a DSL modem, and charge you a fee to mail it to you extra fast... when they are already taking a over a month longer than they originally said, to get your service moved to your new address.
* After saying your fixed IP address would not change, change your fixed IP address, so that you have to go through hell with Network Solutions, whom you couldn't have warned in advance of the change since they said it wouldn't change, and Network Solutions wants to verify using your old IP address, which QWORST already changed.
And other stuff... bleh.
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February 9th, 2006, 07:25 PM
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Re: Qwest Customer Service
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Perhaps you could have called via cell phone?
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Don't have one, don't need one, don't want one. But we borrowed one from the neighbor and called.
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