The Peace Thread

President_Elect_Shang · #1 December 14th, 2003, 01:31 AM

This thread may drop to the bottomless pit below inside of a week, but I have to give it a try.

It seems to me that more and more bLasting is going on about here, jumping on one anther for having a different view of the world as it is, as it was, and as it will be. I joined this Forum to share ideas, not to be trounced on. Let me add now that I too have criticized more than one person, so I am including myself in all of this as well. Here it is the �Happy Time of the Year� and it seems more like an arms race of words.

Let this thread be a �Safe House� where anyone can post a thought or start a topic without fear of criticism. Heck throw out some silly and pointless rattling if you want, just so long as that rattling is from your good humor and not your saber.

I will start:
How many of you get up in the morning [Christmas Day] and check your roof to see if Santa�s little flight crew left a present of their own design when they landed? Do you think they are out-of-house broken, or just cut lose over the oceans? Wouldn�t that be considered polluting by the EPA?

Cipher7071 · #2 December 14th, 2003, 02:03 AM

Om...ma ne padme hummmmmm....

se5a · #3 December 14th, 2003, 02:28 AM

no, santa just makes them wear nappies

Grandpa Kim · #4 December 14th, 2003, 03:17 AM

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How many of you get up in the morning [Christmas Day] and check your roof to see if Santa�s little flight crew left a present of their own design when they landed?

Damn! That never occurred to me... but I will checking it out this Christmas morn for sure!

Gryphin · #5 December 14th, 2003, 03:45 AM

Those extra gifts are special fetalizer.

The vast pollution comes from all of that fancy paper he uses to wrap the gifts.

President_Elect_Shang · #6 December 14th, 2003, 07:16 AM

I was under the impression that it was given to the bad boys and girls in place of coal, when he ran out of the former that is. I secretly copied this excerpt of an interview between Santa Claus and Jerkaldo Riviera, the interview was done Last year.

Submitted for your approval.

Jerkoldo: So Santa, do your rain deer, you know, do they do-do?

Santa: Ho-ho-ho, of coarse Jerkaldo.

Jerkaldo: Than what do you do with all that do-do?

Santa: If I run out of coal I give it the bad boys and girls. Did you really think that was cookies I left in YOUR stocking Last night? Ho-ho-ho. You sure did eat them up in a hurry. HO-HO-HO-HO-HO�..

Jerkaldo: Unngggg, Unnnnnnggggggggg�

Producer: Darn Jerkaldo, do you know how much it will cost to dry clean that?