OT - favorite fiction qoutes

[narf poit chez BOOM]

The first quote sounds like Marsha's cooking, from CRfH! (see my sig). Never read the second one, though.

well, your right to think webcomics. wrong on the character and gender. want a clue?

[DavidG]

The religous discussion in another thread reminded me of this one:

"We're all born sinful; except for Jesus who was perfect and he was sent to save us, but how can he save us unless we are sinning. So we have to go on sinning in order to be saved and go to heaven. That's how Christianity works. That's why it suits so many people." - Charlie from Nuns on the Run

[narf poit chez BOOM]

oh, sure. and a witch weighs as much as a duck.

[ZeroAdunn]

"Sean had never hit a girl before, but he found he liked it, so he kicked her a few times while she was down."

[ November 07, 2003, 06:01: Message edited by: ZeroAdunn ]

[Atrocities]

"Those who don't want to get shot, best clear on out the back!" - Clint Eastwood Unforgiven

"Yep nice try boys. But you left your back door wide open on tha one." - Bruce Campbell Army Of Darkness

Read Signature as well:

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Thirteen : Recruiting Drive

If you eat a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen all day long.

�California saying

To you or the toad.

�Niven's restatement of California saying

�well, most of the time anyway . . .

�programmer's caveat to Niven's
restatement of California saying

- Rick Cook's Wizardry Compiled. did i meantion the www.baen.com has a free library?

more Rick Cook: "We're going to need him," Nancy said. "Someone has got to explain this mess. Some of this code is literally crawling with bugs."

"You mean figuratively," Jerry corrected.

"I said literally and I mean literally," she retorted. "I tried to run one routine and I got a swarm of electric blue cockroaches." She made a face. "Four-inch-long electric blue cockroaches."
----
"There's one issue we've got to settle first," Nancy said. "Catching errors."

"What's the matter, don't you like electric blue cockroaches?" Danny asked.

"Cockroaches I can live with. They glow in the dark and that makes them easy to squash. I'm more concerned about HMC or EOI-type errors."

"HMC and EOI?"

"Halt, Melt and Catch fire or Execute Operator Immediately."

[ November 10, 2003, 23:41: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

[SpaceBadger]

Wait a minute, Narf, I thought witches were made out of wood? Or is it ducks that are made out of wood? Or styrofoam - that floats, too, ya know...

SpaceBadger

[Jack Simth]

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
did i meantion the www.baen.com has a free library?

Narf - could you unbury that link a bit? It seems to be a really good one so far.

Or did I just unbury it? No matter.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Wait a minute, Narf, I thought witches were made out of wood? Or is it ducks that are made out of wood? Or styrofoam - that floats, too, ya know...

SpaceBadger

yes, but can you build a bridge out of styrofoam?

just to make sure it stays buried: www.baen.com free library with whole books and preview's around 10 chapter's long.

Twenty-Four : Demons Go Home

Customer support is an art, not a science.

�marketing saying

So are most other forms of torture.

�programmers' response
more Rick Cook.
----
"Pizza!" Wiz said lovingly, caressing the cardboard as she set it on the table. "A real pizza from Little Italy!"

"I got it when I visited your world," Moira told him. "I have kept it hot and fresh by magic since we returned."

Wiz opened the box and breathed deeply. "Pepperoni, sausage and mushrooms. With extra cheese! This is wonderful."

"Best of all, the cooks say that now that they know what a pizza is supposed to be, they can make them."

"Wonderful," Wiz said, concentrating on separating a slice of pizza without losing the toppings.

"I thought you would be pleased."

"Oh, you have your compensations, wench," he said mock-loftily as he lifted the steaming slice to his mouth.

Moira smiled sweetly, waited until just the right moment and jabbed her elbow into his ribs�hard.

And Wiz Zumwalt�mightiest sorcerer in all the World, conqueror of demons, twice victor over the Dark League and keeper of the World's balance�tried to breath tomato sauce through his nose.
even more Rick Cook.

[ November 11, 2003, 04:25: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

[atari_eric]

I've freshly discovered Rick Cook. As a programmer, I just love the WiZBiz series. Though it has its ups and downs: There, executing a program involes a brace of arrows and a stout swordarm for the final blow...