A motto for Dominions 3

Evil Dave · #1 October 1st, 2006, 11:51 PM

I'll try to get in one last bit of silliness before everybody's copy arrives, we all disappear for a while.

A motto (or warning) that should be on the first page of the manual:

I am the way into the city of sleeplessness.
I am the way into forsaken hours.
I am the way into eternal distraction.

Sacred replayablity moved my architects.
I am raised here by divine storytelling
primordial mythology and ultimate programming.

Only that software time cannot wear
was made before me, and beyond games I stand.
Abandon all free time ye who enter here.

PashaDawg · #2 October 2nd, 2006, 07:35 PM

SafeKeeper · #3 October 2nd, 2006, 08:21 PM

Thanks for the warning, matey. Nice poem.

I'll still download the demo and buy the game ASAP, though.

Gandalf Parker · #4 October 2nd, 2006, 09:05 PM

WARNING: this game is NOT suitable for students, interns, apprentices,
or anyone else who is expected to pass tests on a regular basis. Do not
think about Dominions strategys while operating heavy machinery. The
demo has built-in protections which should not be bypassed. They are for
your health as much as for monetary reasons. Do not begin on the full
version without first making arrangments for someone to check on you
daily. If you find that your game has continued for more than 36 hours
straight then you should consult a physician immeadiately (Do NOT show
him the game!)

Nerfix · #5 October 3rd, 2006, 05:23 AM

"The game Awakens and you won't sleep"