This Just In

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

This just in:

Electronic Arts, the massive video game publishing company, has recently acquired Malfador Machinations, a small game developer, renowned in the world of niche games with the Space Empires Series.

Electronic Arts has made a deal with LucasArts to continue development of Space Empires V at LucasArts in-house studios. The game will be developed by the same team that produced the award-winning bestseller "Force Commander".

Malfador's founder, and ex-CEO, Aaron Hall, has not been available for comments. He is currently in the hospital, in a coma resulting from extreme physical trauma - two broken kneecaps, semi-fractured skull, broken shoulders and dislocated feet. Hospital officials stated the injuries were suffered when Mr. Hall fell down the stairs at home and landed on a solid oak table. If he hadn't been taken to the hospital by a pair of muscular EA officials, he would probably have died from his injuries.

I hope he gets better soon..... Poor Aaron.

[Rollo]

/me looks at date.

nice try =P

[Atrocities]

Ya, I warned Aaron about those Star Trek cannon people when they threatened to go after him because he would not fix the flaws in the Star Trek Mod. They must have been really pissed at him when he told them, "hey guys, go get a girl friend and get laid. Space Empires IV is not a star trek game."

God only knows what those fat nerdy star trek uniform waring loosers did to him. Poor Aaron.