OT: Random Thoughts

[Atrocities]

The local radio station does this on thursdays and sometimes some really funny things are said.

What if the hoki poki is what it is all about?
Who invented the Potato Chip?
Do Cats Dream? And if so, what do [i[they[/i] dream about?
Why does murphies law always apply?


Basically if you have random thought our question you post it. Some are serious, others are just Duh, and many are "Damn That is a good question."

Why does it always rain on my day off?
Why is it the price of gas always jumps the day I fill my tank?
When the IRS offers to help you isn't that an oxymoron?

[Atrocities]

When does a puppy become a dog?
Why do cats look at things that are not there?
Why does a bird crap on your car after you wash it?

Why does everything end in 0.99 cents?
Why does Ice float?
Does the President pay income tax?
If we own our property, why do we have to pay tax on it?
If you pay sales tax on something then sell it, why does the buy have to pay sales tax on it again?