OT: Neighboors Should Be Shot!

[dogscoff]

A couple I know (not my neighbours ) used to be disturbed at all hours by extremely vocal and descriptive sex from next door.

I suggested they get a porn dvd, push the speakers up to the wall on max volume, put it on repeat and then go on holiday for a fortnight. They moved house instead... how boring.

[Atrocities]

I just spread a rumor that I am an homocidal (sp) ex-con with a degree in phscology (sp) who used to work for the CIA with an expert marksmanship trophie from a eight year stint in the Marine Corp. Believe me NO ONE bothers me. They even feed my cats for me.

Although that does kinda bother me Damn cats are traiters!

[ September 15, 2003, 11:30: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[Instar]

Last year I had neighbors who did not clean up after themselves... at ALL. The floor was covered in trash, leading to a god awful stink. I was ready to start shooting or something...

[Wardad]

There are a lot on new forum members.
So once again I will post this link.
http://www.joespc.com/carlos/redneck.htm
The ultimate redneck neighboor.

[Slynky]

This was YEARS ago:

My grandfather rented a small house to a loser (also single) mother and her 3 daughters. The daughter were 5, 12, and 13. I was 19 and rented a basement "apartment" a few houses down.

Various men in various stages of drunkeness came and went to this ladies house. Her 5-year-old girl smoked cigarettes. The 2 older daughters drank, smoked, and (gulp), sniffed gasoline when they could get some. The oldest, 13, wanted to have sex with me. I'll admit she was a bit cute, nice and slender (like I like them). BUT, statutory rape and noticing her failure to stay obviously clean (her hair was dirty and ratty, fingernails were dirty, dirt between her fingers, and dirty clothing, etc.) was a "kind" turnoff. Even though I was a horny teenager.

Eventually, they left after failing to pay the rent several months in a row. When my grandfather and I went to take a look at the house after they left, it was trashed! Speaking of trash, they emptied the garbage cans in the corners of various rooms (and had been for several weeks). BIG holes were punched in the walls and trash was thrown in there. The toilet was stopped up and rather than plunge it, they had "done their business" on the screened-in back porch...for several weeks. Even had toilet paper sitting on the floor for use after they were done.

I remember thinking then that I'd never EVER rent out a house that I owned. (also, thanked my upright-walking God that I had had the good sense to stay out of the oldest daughter's pants!)

[Slynky]

Originally posted by Wardad:
There are a lot on new forum members.
So once again I will post this link.
http://www.joespc.com/carlos/redneck.htm
The ultimate redneck neighboor.

Well, I must thank you for reviving that link! THAT was some good reading. Of course, it only adds to our poor Georgia image...

[Erax]

I had a neighbor who was a divorced mother with two children (16 and 12, I think). These two boys were almost always yelling at each other. Sometimes they would rig up the karaoke set on the porch and bLast away all afternoon. Since their porch faced away from our house it wasn't too bad, I could drown out their noise by closing all my windows and turning up my stereo. But no one in the neighborhood was sad to see them go.

There was another couple that rented the house behind ours, both houses were built in such a way that we had to share our garage. They were very nice people but their visitors would often park their cars across the garage doors just before my wife got home from work. The guy was always going off somewhere in the middle of the night and we were really suspicious for a while, but later on we found out he was the senior (maybe the only) computer guy at a small company and they'd call him up whenever they had the slightest problem.

All in all, not as bad as some of the other stories here.

[Loser]

Incident Date August 19, 2003 Time 2:45:00 PM Division Metro VNI Shift II
Title Narcotics - Vice Activity Location 2718 W. Vermijo
Summary On 08-19-03 members of the Metro VNI Clandestine Laboratory Response Team (CLRT), along with CSPD TEU executed a search warrant at 2718 West Vermijo for a suspected Methamphetamine Lab. The team recovered items consistent with the production of Methamphetamine and 6 weapons, 3 hanguns, 1 rifle, 1 shotgun and 1 machine gun. Three subjects were arrested for Unlawful Manufacture of a Scheduled II Controlled Substance. Two will have an additional charge of Possession of a Weapon by a Previous Offender. One will have the additional charge of Theft Receiving (stolen weapon). As of this date Metro VNI has investigated 119 Methamphetamine Labs. At this same time, in 2002, Metro VNI investigated 104 Methamphetamine Labs. There have been 29 children associated with Methamphetamine Labs in 2003. The Metro VNI/CLRT is comprised of Law Enforcement detectives from the Colorado Spring

Adults Arrested Keith Krein DOB: 6-11-66,Hannah Meghan DOB: 7-21-83, Chad Meyer DOB: 6-16-74

From my new favorite website.

[Loser]

I've had roommates ever since my parents threw me out (I still thank them for that), and until recently that meant I lived in a Party House. The kids, yeah kids, called it the Hacker House, much to my annoyance.

Anyway, I never brought the party, but I eventually got the idea that I couldn't fight it and started taking advantage of it. Thirty to Forty young people under the influence of various substances (no, bad things weren't allowed in the house, but the kids regularly came over with it in their system) can mean an interesting time: "Oh hi, you must be Susan, Roger was telling me about you. Oh, you're Jessica? I don't believe we've met. My name is...". Yeah it could work out well at times.

Anyway, I just got used to late nights and made the best of it.

I did have to throw some people out, as I ended up in charge of the place after the first couple years, but I just chalk that up to Learning Experience. You don't Find Good Roommates, you know, you Find Roommates and Throw Out Bad Roommates.

As far as neighbors go, though, we were the bad ones. I've got some crazy stories, but wouldn't be able to tell most of them. I could still get in trouble.

[Kamog]

Originally posted by Wardad:
There are a lot on new forum members.
So once again I will post this link.
http://www.joespc.com/carlos/redneck.htm
The ultimate redneck neighboor.

LOL. That was really funny.