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April 6th, 2008, 04:57 AM
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Hall of Doh!
I hereby nominate myself to the Hall of Doh!, for suiciding a Scout with a load of reserve gems and a clam.
Here's the routine: click the province my army is in (with the scout), hit 'a', select Storm Castle. Forget to de-select the scout. And he's still scripted to Retreat from way back when he was actually a Scout, and not a Bearer of Precious Reserve Gems and a Clam. And I've got no province to retreat to, because I sailed/flew to the castle.
Doh!
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April 6th, 2008, 08:12 AM
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Second Lieutenant
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Re: Hall of Doh!
What to choose as my first contribution ?
So many mistakes, so many of them repeated ...
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April 6th, 2008, 09:01 AM
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Re: Hall of Doh!
Casting Black Death on my capital is up near the top. Wishing for death by accident is another.
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April 6th, 2008, 09:01 AM
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Second Lieutenant
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Re: Hall of Doh!
My succubus, outfitted with neat gear (if seduction fails), successfully seduced an enemy commander and returned with him to my capitol. Alas my capitol was underwater... both drowned. Duh! 
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April 6th, 2008, 09:53 AM
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Re: Hall of Doh!
Attacked an army sieging my cap with my huge stack of mages. Forgot to actually move any troops with them. A few arrows later,....
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April 6th, 2008, 11:44 AM
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Colonel
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Re: Hall of Doh!
Fully kitted out Ulmish hero accompanying a huge army is accidentally the only one scripted to attack right away.
Charges out in front of my entire army into the loving arms of a bunch of Shinuyama trolls and is immediately ground into Ulmburger in front of my horrified troops. I imagined they received a -5 morale for witnessing this event
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April 6th, 2008, 11:47 AM
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Re: Hall of Doh!
...or it fills their hearts with rage!
Hopefully that is a good thing.
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April 6th, 2008, 12:59 PM
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Corporal
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Re: Hall of Doh!
Attacking an army with a big communion of MA Marignon, scripted to rain fire on the enemy...
Battle starts... What the?! Why aren't they casting fire spells? Oh rite... Those enemies are Abysian
Result: A lot of Royal Guards and Mages dying of exaustion 
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April 6th, 2008, 01:06 PM
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Major General
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Re: Hall of Doh!
Teleport a dozen penetration boosted astral mages onto a group of mostly non-GOR'ed tartarians for some enslave mind spam figuring they'll quickly start fighting each other while my mages keep plugging away. Was short on boosters so I got everybody up to S3 and scripted the first guy to cast light of the northern star....then didn't give him any pearls. Result: 6 paralyzed tarts while the rest strolled over and squished all the astral mages I had. 
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April 6th, 2008, 02:21 PM
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Second Lieutenant
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Re: Hall of Doh!
Quote:
cupido2 said:
My succubus, outfitted with neat gear (if seduction fails), successfully seduced an enemy commander and returned with him to my capitol. Alas my capitol was underwater... both drowned. Duh!
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Ouch. You would think the game would warn you about this. 
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