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July 10th, 2002, 10:36 AM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
A light drizzle falls silently somewhere in Upper NorthEast South Druckleberry Hill-The West Side- underneath the poorly lit sign of Schmoe Brothers Shoe Polish and Spitfire Premium Kentish Ale Brewers and Carriage Co. LTD. the bespecktacled Master Brewer hands Gil a bag of Greenbacks and exclaims," Its the finest hops we've seen yet! You've another 10,000 gallons you'll sell for the same price 'ave ya'? We'll take it all!"
Gil smiles and reassures the joyful man, it will be so.
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If he'd reached it all kinds of hell would have broken loose, Haine's men would have hypoed me, and I would have regained consciousness a piece at a time, in Haine's organ-storage tanks. So I strangled him. -Death By Ecstasy-Larry Niven
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July 10th, 2002, 11:04 AM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
OEJ & TSST play a little louder to drown out that high pitched yowling coming from across the way.
Gil thanks TerranC for driving and hands him a BFG as he says,"Keep your eyes peeled for trouble, sounds like they're getting desperate!"
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If he'd reached it all kinds of hell would have broken loose, Haine's men would have hypoed me, and I would have regained consciousness a piece at a time, in Haine's organ-storage tanks. So I strangled him. -Death By Ecstasy-Larry Niven
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July 10th, 2002, 04:27 PM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
Mac, who is ever on the look out for new scientific discoveries, wanders in to ck out the new Casino in Town, hmmmm, not to bad in here, he thinks, he meanders over to a local table, parks his countenance and looks over the menu,... hey, they got chilli he exclaims, he calls over one of the serving wenches and places his order along with a good old American Coors.. he then leans back and watchs the show going on out in the parking lot between some grey haired lady and a 71 Skylark, she appears to be kicking and punching the sides of it and screaming unintelligilbe wording, wonder what the problem is he mumbles, oh well, bring on the chilli..., no Tesco or Puke Sauces listed, but guess I'll try what they have anything for the furtherance of scientific knowledge... 
just a curious mac
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July 10th, 2002, 06:23 PM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
Well HUSH PUPPIES!!! Looks like that old gal open a can of WOOP *** on that good old Skylark.
It's great to be back in a dark comfortable dive, listen to some goood fidddlinnnn. The beer here is dark and bitter, just like my women. I'm sure glad they don't try to pass off that warm excuse for Ale here.
I was just passin thru on the way to Mothers 2nd cousins uncles fathers funeral service. Seems he fell in a vat of wiskey at the distillary. Three big good old boys tried to rescue him, but he faught them off. They cremated him two days back, and he is still burnin.
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Good flute, good sax, and a warm place for fiddlin.
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July 10th, 2002, 11:38 PM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
Today's Special- Briskit in chopotle chile and rubbed sage sauce, with side of buffet items.
Milwaukie's Best pitchers-$3.50
How you supposed to get those resonant belches without the Co2? Gil checks the guages feeding the kegs and turns it up a notch. welcomes current customers, re-glues a surface tear on pool table #2 and makes final checks to get ready for the night's festivities...
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If he'd reached it all kinds of hell would have broken loose, Haine's men would have hypoed me, and I would have regained consciousness a piece at a time, in Haine's organ-storage tanks. So I strangled him. -Death By Ecstasy-Larry Niven
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July 10th, 2002, 11:39 PM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
Hey! Where's the Lone Star beer & fried catfish feast?!?!
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July 11th, 2002, 03:10 AM
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Re: PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
how bout some grits
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