MP: Chronicles_MA - General Game Discussion

[Tifone]

I'm on holidays and I promise writing on my chronicles. I might, however, need a temporary sub, as maybe you've heard of the earthquake here in Italy and I am trying to go and give help to the struck area as volunteer. I don't think I'll manage to do it as actually only medics, firefighters, civilian protection squads and the army can get there, but if I'll be able to go there I'll let you know. Thanks for your patience

[DonCorazon]

Tifone, of course whatever you need. Living in San Francisco, we are especially aware and concerned about earthquakes, as it is only a matter of time before we get hit again. In the words of an old punk band - "we'll sink with California, when it falls into the sea". Hopefully not for a while though.

Good luck with your efforts and let us know if you need a sub or extension.

[Wrana]

Good luck in any case! And cheers for you!

[DonCorazon]

I need an 8 hour extension. Looks like a lot of turns are still out too so I guess nobody minds.

[Executor]

FINALLY that damn Ice devil is dead, ALMOST managed to escape death for the, what? 3,4,5 time???
Oh and one more thing, isn't fire resistant 50 supposed to be NOT fire resistant 100??? It strikes me kinda odd how NOT A SINGLE AOE fire attack, nor fire spell did even 1 damage.

Now I see Jotunheim has finally turned AI, well I just want to congratulate Solmyr for making my turns as unpleasant as possible to see, it's been a while since someone tortured me like this.

[DonCorazon]

AI TC is a frikken pain in the arse as well. The AI just happens to know exactly where to cast Call of the Winds.

[Wrana]

Maybe he had scouts in place from the time he wasn't AI?

[cleveland]

Dramatic Music

Taxman: (authoritatively) Halt! Halt in the name of the Accounting Gods!

Hero: (meakly) Oh...er...hi! Is it that time of year again? Right! Great! What do you need from me? What do I owe you?

Taxman: (furiously) Blasphemous fool! A High Cardinal of the Tax Code doesn't tell a worthless, pathetic, taxpaying citizen like yourself what YOU owe! That would be like...like...

Hero: (cautiously) ...like every other bill I've ever paid my entire life?

Taxman: (victoriously) EXACTLY! What do you think this is, the Telephone Company?!?

Hero: (under-his-breath-ly) At least those ****ers eventually answer when I call.

Taxman: (even more furiously) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Hero: (straight-face-ed-ly) ...Who, me?...What?...What did I say?

Taxman: (confuse-ed-ly) ...er...Nevermind! Now, PAY UP!

Hero: (perspiring-ly) OK, let's see...add line 34 to line 13...subtract the square root from line 63b of Form 432-042c...divide by the gross domestic product of the south asian country that shares the most letters with your last name...

Taxman: (impatiently) Hurry up!

Hero: (impatiently) Almost there! Alright, carry the 2, drop the remainder...and done! Who do I make the check out to?

Taxman: (patiently) A...I...G. In the memo field, write, "Bonus for trying REALLY hard."

Hero: (exhausted-ly) Will do. Alright, who's next?

State Taxman: (anxiously) Me first!

Regional Taxman: (no, I'm not making this up) No, me!

City Taxman: (still not making this up) But I'm the most unjustified!

Hero: (stales 3X)

[sansanjuan]

Originally Posted by cleveland

Dramatic Music

Taxman: (authoritatively) Halt! Halt in the name of the Accounting Gods!

Hero: (meakly) Oh...er...hi! Is it that time of year again? Right! Great! What do you need from me? What do I owe you?

Taxman: (furiously) Blasphemous fool! A High Cardinal of the Tax Code doesn't tell a worthless, pathetic, taxpaying citizen like yourself what YOU owe! That would be like...like...

Hero: (cautiously) ...like every other bill I've ever paid my entire life?

Taxman: (victoriously) EXACTLY! What do you think this is, the Telephone Company?!?

Hero: (under-his-breath-ly) At least those ****ers eventually answer when I call.

Taxman: (even more furiously) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Hero: (straight-face-ed-ly) ...Who, me?...What?...What did I say?

Taxman: (confuse-ed-ly) ...er...Nevermind! Now, PAY UP!

Hero: (perspiring-ly) OK, let's see...add line 34 to line 13...subtract the square root from line 63b of Form 432-042c...divide by the gross domestic product of the south asian country that shares the most letters with your last name...

Taxman: (impatiently) Hurry up!

Hero: (impatiently) Almost there! Alright, carry the 2, drop the remainder...and done! Who do I make the check out to?

Taxman: (patiently) A...I...G. In the memo field, write, "Bonus for trying REALLY hard."

Hero: (exhausted-ly) Will do. Alright, who's next?

State Taxman: (anxiously) Me first!

Regional Taxman: (no, I'm not making this up) No, me!

City Taxman: (still not making this up) But I'm the most unjustified!

Hero: (stales 3X)

C,
Very good stuff.
-SSJ

[cleveland]

Unfortunately, while I was doing battle with Uncle Sam, Uncle Ermor has made short work of the Marignese Rear Guard, engulfing the Great Northern Territories like an undead amoeba (see Fig. 1)


Fig. 1: Ermor v Marignon