Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Raging Deadstar]

AHHHHH I WAS IN SPANDEX!!!!!! *shudders*

FBW= Fluffy Bunny Waitresses i think, correct me if i'm wrong
Well mac should be drooling and was right. His colostomy bag is gonna be used *even bigger shudder*

[ October 01, 2002, 22:00: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
AHHHHH I WAS IN SPANDEX!!!!!! *shudders*

You shudder at the fact that you were in spandex. We all know the truth though. You love it, you think spandex is the best thing since sliced bread. Don't you?! You know what I hear? I hear that when beer gets on spandex, it shrinks even more! Rags then buys (cash, not tab) a Corona, he then nods at the FBW that gave it to him and turns around quickly and throws it on RD. RD then starts to gasp for air as the spandex that he had on under his clothes shrinks. He starts to squeal too as his tow package is taking the brut of the force. Rags then says: "HA! I knew it!"

[Raging Deadstar]

Decides this is war for the 3rd time in 2 days. *Grabs Ragnarok, dresses him up in spandex, ties him up and hangs him from the roof like a Pi�ata or one of those things you tie up and beat with sticks. The FBW's proceed to take out a hoose pipe of cheap american beer and sprays rags with it, leaving him to turn blue and squeeze his "wedding tackle" to non-reproductive standards.
They then begin to beat the now helpless rags with sticks until he is even black and bluer. Rags is then take down and yet again put in the "Quasi Tachyon Disintegration Reversal Polarisation Cannon" and is naked yet again*

Deja Vu anyone?

[Puke]

puke comes out of the water closet, and looks about at the mayhem:

"i always thought spandex was best to be left on the ladies, (but not left on them for very long)."

puke pulls up a barstool and orders a rum and coke, leaving the rest of the room to wonder how he managed to pronounce a paranthetical statement.

[dogscoff]

Having easily outsprinted the middle aged hippies and lost them outside a health food shop on the other side of town, Dogscoff returns to the cantina in the Woodstock-esque outfit.

Since retro- fashions are all the rage at the moment, several of the FBWs come over to ask him about the cool clothes. When they express an interest in dressing up themselves, Dogscoff tells them that it was customary at rock festivals in the 60s for girls to strip naked and be painted up in peace symbols. Oh, and free love was very popular at the time, too.

Dogscoff retires to his battlemoon's penthouse continent with a bevy of FBWs and a big bucket of edible body paint.

Peace...

[ October 01, 2002, 12:11: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Ragnarok]

Rags gets another outfit from his ship and puts it on. Man, 2nd one this week. At this rate I'll have to buy some more uniforms by next month. Yeesh. Still battered and bruised he walks back into the Cantina and finds RD sitting at a booth with 2 FBWs. He says; "Excuse me ladies, may I have a moment with this fellow?" The FBWs nodd and kiss RD goodbye and say that they'll be back on their dinner break. Rags sits down and says; "Ok, we're even man, I just couldn't resist the whole Spandex bit, but you got me back. What'll ya say? Truths?" RD nods in agreement and Rags extends his hand out to make it final on a shake. RD also extends and they shake, RD then starts to compulsivly(sp) jerk around. Rags lets go and he stops. Rags looks at his hand and laughs... Oh those ring buzzers never fail. They are such a classic device. Rags stands up and says; "No hard feelings eh. Let me buy you a beer." He then orders whatever RD wants that's under 200 minerals. He then happily walks out of the Cantina into his ship and flies off at ludicris speeds.

[Growltigga]

a large shepherd's crook appears from stage left, proceeds over the cantina and hoiks Dogscoff by the neck... Dogscoff is suddenly yanked back into the cantina...

"NO NO NO NO NO NO" says Growltigga, "You are not ruining another lots of FBW's by introducing them to free love and body paint and all that hippy sierra-club stuff"... "Do you realise how much those FBW's cost the cantina, wear and tear on G strings and feathers and all the rest?? I am not having any Tigg-Scoff employee harming my profit margin....."

[mac5732]

RD, I most profusely apoligize for the mistake, you were not the misgotten individual that tried to abscond with one of GT's mugs, it was the Baron Grazic (see earlier post page 3 or 4), I did not mean to mismerch your impeccable reputation especially with your spandex fetish. I do hereby apoligize and profuse to buy you a brew or two as long as it doesn't go over 500 minerals.

Wardad, I read the article you linked involving my dream mate L.H. I must say, a photo would have been most appreciated in the column, however, it is always most appropoe to read tid bits in regards to herself. Suffice to say, I must just render myself to the L.H. look a like FBW's here in the cantina.... sigh.... but thks for the ariticle

PS, In regards to my colostomy bag, it has been replaced with a new Disfuser Polmer Refuse Distributor (DPRD for short) that makes it no longer necessary to engross upon the carrying of the old bag. Since this new modern technique has been but to use, I have mailed all my old used bags sealed in pLastic containers to GT, where I'm sure the aging Kat will put them to good use

just some ideas mac

[Baron Grazic]

As if on queue Baron Grazic finially works out how to move his finger into the inside of pants pocket to press his 'Re-atomiser' to transform himself back into, well, himself.

'Alright, I won't try that again. Now tell me where do I sign for to take my Mug home and give me a cold one while I wait'.

[Puke]

Originally posted by Baron Grazic:
As if on queue Baron Grazic finially works out how to move his finger into the inside of pants pocket to press his 'Re-atomiser'

oh, so THATS what you're calling it now? there's really no need to share your silly little synonyms for pocket-pool with the rest of the Cantina patrons.