Advise

[Wardad]

Do Not Do This!!!.....

Wife: You give the dog to much attention.

Sap: Well, the dog comes to me.

Wife: You need to spend more time with me.

Poor Sap: Ok, Go Fetch

Wife:

I REPEAT AGAIN!!! Do Not Try This at home.

[mlmbd]

Wardad, LOL that is truely funny! LOL

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[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
Wardad, LOL that is truely funny! LOL

mlmbd

It's not funny if you do it.

[KirbyEF]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:

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Originally posted by mlmbd:
Wardad, LOL that is truely funny! LOL

mlmbd

It's not funny if you do it.

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Rags - Has this happened to you?

KirbyEF

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by kirbyef:

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Originally posted by Ragnarok:

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Originally posted by mlmbd:
Wardad, LOL that is truely funny! LOL

mlmbd

It's not funny if you do it.

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Rags - Has this happened to you?

KirbyEF

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Not exactly. I'm not married for one.
Secondly, I sort of did it to my girlfriend once. Just playing around of course but she didn't like it that much. But I convinced her I was only kidding so she forgave me. Thank god!

[mlmbd]

rags, shame on you!

mlmbd

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
rags, shame on you!

mlmbd

Well she is usually a kidder herself but I guess not that time. Unless she was bluffing. Which is totally possible as she has done that many times before.
I do something and she acts like she is all mad and so I feel really bad about what I did and the whole time she was just bluffing.

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Wardad:
Do Not Do This!!!.....

Wife: You give the dog to much attention.

Sap: Well, the dog comes to me.

Wife: You need to spend more time with me.

Poor Sap: Ok, Go Fetch

Wife:

I REPEAT AGAIN!!! Do Not Try This at home.

Hey guys. As Phil McGraw used to say on the Oprah Winfrey show...

"Men do not get it. And it is not that they almost get it, they just do not get it!"

In comparison to the females of our species, men are incredibly dumb.

Girls start experimenting about relationships almost as soon as they can walk. They play with dolls, tea sets and playout conflict situations.

What do young boys do? We play with toy cars & trucks and resolve conflicts by totalling a truck.

This carries through to adult life. Some girls continue to playout situations with real men.

And some men still play with (real) cars and trucks, resolve conflicts with each other with their fists and occasionally totalling a real truck.

We just do not "get" what is actually going on. Worse, we do not have a clue.

As a consequence of the different approaches in early childhood, women generally have much better verbal and relationship skills than men do. Some experts even believe that the advantage may be genetic as well.

In the past, women would use their superior interpersonal skills to keep the marriage together while the men would "bring the bacon home"

But now, women are no longer financially dependant on men for "the bacon". They can have their own well-paying job to support themselves and if worse comes to worse, there is always social welfare to fall back on. Also, a divorced woman no longer has the negative stigma of being a "divorcee" attached to her which was a major barrier to remarrying half a century ago. That's assuming she could get a divorce in the first place since it was very expensive and she had to have "grounds" for it.

So women no longer "need" a man for financial support, social standing or whatever.

They want something more...they want an interactive relationship!

Huh????

An interactive relationship? What is that?

And how do we have one, when we haven't developed the skills for an interactive relationship?

It is like playing SE4 against a baby brother who is only six years old.

[DirectorTsaarx]

Originally posted by Wardad:
Do Not Do This!!!.....

Wife: You give the dog too much attention.
Sap: Well, the dog comes to me.
Wife: You need to spend more time with me.
Poor Sap: Ok, Go Fetch
Wife:

I REPEAT AGAIN!!! Do Not Try This at home.

I had a co-worker once who did something similar; he & his wife had a couple dogs, and were training them using "clickers". The idea is that, when the dog does something good, you provide a reward and "click" the "clicker". The dog (like in the famous Pavlov experiment) learns to associate the clicks with good behavior, and eventually the rewards are no longer necessary. Anyway, one day my friend's wife brought him a beer while he was training the dogs and he "clicked" at her. Fortunately for him, she took it in stride...

[mlmbd]

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