Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina

[Fyron]

start a discussion on glazing planets

Mac, I hope you meant glassing of planets, and not turning them into some sort of giant donut. mmm... OTOH, that might not be such a bad idea.

***Slurps some of his small keg***

Fryon did you join the bash game or are you looking at joining the other game (Small universe 10 planet start and start in same system)

Hmm... I think I just might. *Hic!* Are these games created on PBW yet, or what? I don't feel like reading 800 Posts to find out. *Hic!*
***Slurps some more of his small keg***

Whats arre de namess for *Hic!* these gamess exacstly, assuming *Hic!* theys a'ready made?

***Messily slurps some more of his small keg***

Yous all gonna *Hic!* fears the mighty *Violent Hic!*... umm... uhh... me! Yeahs, thasts it! *Hic!* Uhs, wait, that not rig- *Hic!* -ht! The Kazharii, yeah thats it...

[mac5732]

I. Fyron, hmmm a Donut shop huh, not bad idea, better homemade then the ones you buy in the store,, this has possibilities.

In regards to glassing vs glazing, to glass ones enemies planets is to engage in the lucrative process of enveloping the sphere in question under a layer of fine see thru and breakable material. if there are any survivors after the illustrious depopulation of said sphere, they would be able to break thru the material and once again spread their evil seed throughout the universe.

Therefore, glazing is more appropriate, as this entails the coating of a hard reflective surface used in parking lots, airports, and other large areas which in turn seals everything underneathe without the misbegotten chance of survivors breaking out. It also makes for a nice shiney sphere that entices, thru its reflective beauty, other races to investigate closer until they realize that this could happen to them, (especially if they fail to trade or give tech and resources to the Tka-Chik Empire)

I see that you are enjoying the pleasures of the Cantina, I do hope you put the keg on the Tiggas tab, I know he would embrace your forsightedness in applying your happiness at his expense. In the morning I would not try Terran C's egg in coffee for the morning after stimulant, hmm, I would probably use either Tesco's or Puke's wonderous Sauces to invigerate your poor, abused, sloshed, system. I'm sure that either recipe would perk you right back to normal in nothing flat

be careful, be very very careful
look to the sky
its "THEM"

just some ideas mac

[Fyron]

Glasssing refferrses to heattin' up de planet so hot that the sand on it turnss into glass! Hehehe! Hahaha! *Hic!*

In the morrnnin, I won't be a-needin any stim-, stimu-, st-stimulantses, cause in I don't get no hangsovers. *Hic!* I's lucky in that regards. And, I's got me a lowerthanaverage tolerranse to this here alkyhol. Thissa kegs gonna Last me's a while. *Hic!* I think Tigga's tab would be glad to be adding my keg to it.

[mac5732]

I. Fyron, I'm sending a couple of our Furry Feline and Fluffy Bunny waitresses over to assist you up from the floor and to ensure you navigate your way into the room with the large white rectangle recepticles in just the chance that you may feel or be compelled to alliveate some of that alkye-hall before you retire for the evening. Aahh remember that while you are in your present condition, it has been found that Mooses and Gnus make take advantage of ones state, so please be careful in this regard and be suspicious of anything larger then you, especially if it approaches and attempts to perform some sort of lip-lock resusitation ritual. In your present condition you wouldn't want to wake up to something with 4 feet, antlers and a large nose next to you in bed now would you? This is especially most prevalent up north and in Kenya...but it is known to happen around here...

In regards to the Tiggas tab, I did ck and yes your keg has been put on his tab just like he would most gratitously approve of if he was here

just some ideas mac

[Fyron]

No, no, I dunna have to puke. I's fine, really! I'll be vewy carrefull bouts them mooses and gnus. Theys tricky. Asnyways, I's gots to gets some sleep now, cause I's gots to go to that gawd-awful schools tomorrow. Buy! Err, bye! *Hic!*

[dogscoff]

Woah, Tigga's buying?

*Dogscoff hurriedly orders 4 pints of lager and a fried breakfast & brown sauce sandwich.

I know it's a bit early for beer, but this weekend we have the Queen's 50th Jubilee, which will cause one half of the UK's population to start drinking at 9am, and then we have the start of the World (football/ soccer) Cup, which will have the other half in the pubs drinking from 7am. (all the matches will be at wierd times of the morning/ night because of the time difference.)

I'm not particularly bothered about either event, but I'm not going to miss the opportunity to drink irresponsibly and stagger around cheering.

[Growltigga]

Yeehaw, the Tigga is back.. and what a boring few days I have had. California Dreamin'? more like bloody California Comatose... I have been to some boring places in my time but Marin County is even worse than a small Welsh village on a rainy Sunday afternoon

Hang on.. what complete bar-steward has been putting all the booze on my tab? who the hell ordered the small keg of horrible fizzy weak american beer, what nancy-boy has been on the Babychams and sherry? has someone let Mac out again?

Whose been sick in the corner? Right, bleeding typical, you leave the house for a couple of days and the kids go and have a party and wreck it.

Tigga looks to other resident of bar, El Scoffo who is busily stuffing his face, walks over and proceeds to give Dogscoff damn good kicking

Right, I feel much better now. Mac - happy birthday, The High 'bury me in a Y shaped coffin" Gryphin - keep your tights on darling (hard for you I know), Tesco - I am off on my holidays tonight so will be gone - I cant be in the game for a week

FOR ALL THOSE BRITS OUT THERE WHO WILL WATCHING THE OPENING ENGLAND GAME - I AM GOING TO BE THERE IN THE FLESH SO YAH BOO AND TIDDLY POM TO THE LOT OF YOU

Engulllaaaannnd Engullllaaaaannddd EngullllaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnNd

[dogscoff]

*Dogscoff picks up teeth and remains of sandwich from the bar & floor and puts them all carefully back in his mouth.

Welcome back 'tig.

[Growltigga]

Scoffo, good to see you again. Have a couple of pints on me, oh you already have

[Tigga stretches and shows off his new England shirt, cross of st george tattoed on his head, three lions tattoed on his bum and membership to the Chelsea Headhunters]

"We're playing for England, Enguuullaand, We playing our song, We're playing for England, Enguuulllaaannnndd, arrivaderci its one on one"

Tigga leaves bar to practice rapping like John Barnes

[Chardo Mon]

Welcome back Tiggles. 'Tis good to see some more of your high spirited, old fashoned, yeah for the home team rah-rah!

Go England!!!!!!!!!!

Not that sports matter at all of course. It is not as though sports come close to SEIV gold in entertainment value after all, though it may be more social.

No raw eggs and anything for me now. I got to have some good old american black tea now.

[ May 31, 2002, 11:04: Message edited by: Chardo Mon ]