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June 29th, 2004, 07:54 AM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
Me too. I don't always read all the posted links, though.  |
June 29th, 2004, 11:00 AM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
I'm reading too.
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June 29th, 2004, 11:34 AM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
Check
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June 29th, 2004, 03:18 PM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
shameless padding
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June 29th, 2004, 03:31 PM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
I read it (but Id still like to see some reworded into SEIV jokes).
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June 29th, 2004, 07:16 PM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
I drop in here when I notice it near the top of the threads. Just in case there is a good rib-cracking joke posted.
I'm still trying to find the infamous "**** List" that was floating around the net several years ago, I still laugh when I think of it.
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June 29th, 2004, 07:36 PM
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cross-posted from the alt.hacker newsgroup (one of my OTHER homes). This is the original joke and my response....
pijoe wrote in news:[email protected]:
> scientists have decoded the first message from an alien civilization...
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> Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms of Hydrogen to the Star System at the
> top of the list, cross off that star system, then put your Star System at the
> bottom of the list and send it to 100 other Star Systems. Within one-tenth
> of a Galactic Rotation you will receive enough hydrogen to power your
> civilization until entropy reaches its maximum! IT REALLY WORKS!
LOL I love it!
Now all we need is one saying they have 25,000,000 mindless workers which they MUST transfer somewhere. All they need is a planet to transfer them thru for a decade or two. In order to begin the process, we will need a good faith transfer of only 100,000 of our workers to them.
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June 29th, 2004, 07:39 PM
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Hmmm that would make a crack up message to send in-game. Lets see....
Build and send 5 ships and gift them to the top 3 races...
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June 30th, 2004, 01:32 AM
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Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
I read it. And post like this to pad my count.
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June 30th, 2004, 01:34 AM
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I do, and it's pointless posting like this that will give me a headstart on 2000 |
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