320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4 - Page 72

Quikngruvn · #**711** November 8th, 2002, 06:19 AM

And now for something completely different.

"IT'S..."

[cue "The Liberty Bell March"]

Aside: where has all the good sketch comedy gone?

Quikngruvn

Ragnarok · #**712** November 8th, 2002, 06:31 AM

"Aside: where has all the good sketch comedy gone?"

I think I might know... It's right under your nose... *As Quikngruvn looks down to try and look under his nose, Rags takes his finger and flips it up Quikngruvn's nose and continues up his forehead till he runs out of surface area.*

Sorry, I had to do that.

Kamog · #**713** November 8th, 2002, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
Quick! We must all take off one of our shoes and follow the way of the mighty Ruatha! All hail Ruatha, All hail Ruatha!
There can be no other messaih, Ruatha is the One!

I suggest that Ruatha's shoe be declared a holy relic, and a grand shrine be constructed, where the faithful from around the galaxy can visit to gaze at the great SHOE. Also, we need a national holiday, "Saint Ruatha's Day", to commemorate the day the SHOE was thrown. We'll also have a huge gold statue of the Great Ruatha, SHOE in hand, about to throw it.

Quikngruvn · #**714** November 8th, 2002, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
Sorry, I had to do that.

Yeah, that too: where has all the slapstick gone?

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Quikngruvn

Grandpa Kim · #**715** November 8th, 2002, 07:51 AM

Quote:

We'll also have a huge gold statue of the Great Ruatha, SHOE in hand, about to throw it.

Would that be "solid" gold? Hmm, suddenly atheism is loosing its appeal.

OMG! This could be worse than the Talisman... we'll call it the conVersion wave!

mlmbd · #**716** November 8th, 2002, 03:23 PM

I know a REALLY, good place to sell gold.

hmmm...........I wonder. NAGH!!!!

mlmbd

Raging Deadstar · #**717** November 8th, 2002, 08:19 PM

*Stands up on top of a soap box and declares an announcement*

I am not an atheist but i will not worship Ruatha. Not until he has some ouder removers in his shoes at least!

*Runs as he is chased by ruathas loyal followers chasing him with pitchforks and torches!*

(I believe in paralell universes and stuff, maybe i been playing space empires a bit Too much)

Desdinova · #**718** November 9th, 2002, 02:23 AM

[/qb][/quote]I suggest that Ruatha's shoe be declared a holy relic, and a grand shrine be constructed, where the faithful from around the galaxy can visit to gaze at the great SHOE. Also, we need a national holiday, "Saint Ruatha's Day", to commemorate the day the SHOE was thrown. We'll also have a huge gold statue of the Great Ruatha, SHOE in hand, about to throw it.[/QB][/quote]

how about having the show already thrown and held in the air by faith. like the statue of arthur dent and the floating teacup in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. i think it was in one of the audio adaptions and not the main 5 books.

mlmbd · #**719** November 9th, 2002, 03:04 AM

How much did you say that SOLID GOLD statue weighted, again????

You know, just wondering, historical archives!!!

mlmbd

Kamog · #**720** November 9th, 2002, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by desdinova:

how about having the show already thrown and held in the air by faith. like the statue of arthur dent and the floating teacup in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. i think it was in one of the audio adaptions and not the main 5 books.

Well, even though some of us are working on our Jedi powers and the force is strong with us, I don't think one person can sustain the shoe levitation 24/7 by himself. Let's have a rotating list of dedicated disciples taking turns, each concentrating for 1 - 2 hours at a time. We'll always have at least two guys suspending the shoe at any moment, so that we have a backup in case the first guy somehow gets distracted, or whatever. Being chosen for shoe levitation duty will be considered a huge honor, and only the most loyal and dedicated followers will be allowed to do it. It's a huge responsibility! If the guys (oh, what a terrible thought!) ever let the shoe drop, it could precipitate a crisis of the faith!