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October 15th, 2003, 09:16 AM
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OT: You Might Be An Idiot If
If any of these apply to you, seek professional help.
You Might Be An Idiot If
1. You have ever searched for the �Any� key.
2. You have washed rinsed and repeated until the shampoo bottle was empty
3. You have ever used an electrical device in the bath tube
4. You have ever repeated what you have seen on Jackass because it looked fun
5. You recognize your house as your front door is kicked in on a live broadcast of Cops
6. While being questioned by a Cop, you have ever deny possessing illegal drugs then light up a joint and start smoking.
7. You rob a bank and have used your own withdrawal slip to write the hold up note on and then left it behind.
8. If you think OJ is innocent
9. If you think slavery ended in 1969
10. If your are a contestant on Joe Millionaire II
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October 15th, 2003, 09:34 AM
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Re: OT: You Might Be An Idiot If
Joe millionare is obviosly fake - the first one maybe not, but the potential for lawsuit combined with the unlikelyhood of finding a bunch of women a) beutiful b) naive and c) who have never heard of the first show.
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October 15th, 2003, 11:36 AM
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Re: OT: You Might Be An Idiot If
Joe Millionaire sounds interesting. I have never heard about it. I am a male. You think that's an issue?
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October 15th, 2003, 11:54 AM
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Re: OT: You Might Be An Idiot If
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Originally posted by Karibu:
Joe Millionaire sounds interesting. I have never heard about it.
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Be thankful that there are some aspects of American television you don't get to see. 
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I am a male. You think that's an issue?
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Not if you are telegenic (look good on TV), and have no moral problem with leading a dozen women around by the nose with a promise of instant wealth... 
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October 15th, 2003, 12:18 PM
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Re: OT: You Might Be An Idiot If
 Well, I can imagine. Some years ago I spend one summer in USA and I was actually amazed of the amount of pure s**t that comes out of your TV (no offence meant).
Here in Finland we have 4 channels that everybody can see and if you want more, you can have cable, satellite or digibox. There's plenty of scheisse in our TV also and I'm afraid it won't get less in times to come.
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October 15th, 2003, 02:34 PM
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Re: OT: You Might Be An Idiot If
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Originally posted by Karibu:
"scheisse"
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You have this word in your language? I thought it was a pure German word. 
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