Newbie Game EA (Running) - Page 59

FrankTrollman · #**581** January 7th, 2007, 06:42 PM

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Kydorias · #**582** January 11th, 2007, 08:46 PM

With all these Vanheim scouts my Lizard warriors have been capturing, my Necromancers finally decided to perform an autopsy.

Result: Glamour seems to cause testicular shrinkage.

FAJ · #**583** January 12th, 2007, 02:34 AM

Thems fightin' words!

Whollaborg · #**584** January 12th, 2007, 05:01 AM

Lizards,
Thou might try holding you double bladed tongues as the wellknown fact is that the reproductive organs of yours race consist only of slimy egglaying thingies.

Elsewhere; on the bottom of the seas,

Atlantian claylegged statues crumbled as Vanheim took retribution of Atlantian earlier excursion to the surface to bring mayhem into Vanheimian lands.
Old grudge is now avenged in full.

Military fall of their allies was very fast and Maverni started to plan stealing the provinces of Atlantis. We told them that by right of might those are all properity of R'lyeh and Vanheim but Maverni didn't heed.

We consider them breaking our non-agression pact as they attacked provinces that were clamed by us.
We hope that they realize their folly soon enough to withdraw away from the Atlantian provinces to allow our retaiking those and thus allowing starting negotations on terms of a new era of friendly relations.

We have no need of anything from Maverni who have been most considerate towards us in the past and thus have earned our gratitude and friendship in full.

Message to Tien Chi:
Your warmongering politics are driving you too far!
We witness your vast and terrible armies closing in with a cloud of death and destruction on your heels.
Lamentation of woodland women has not waned as the Abysia is being stomped next.

We declare that Vanherr Thanatos and Vanheim take steps to protect other races from the approaching hordes of Tien'Chi!

-Vanherr Thanatos

FrankTrollman · #**585** January 12th, 2007, 02:26 PM

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Shovah32 · #**586** January 12th, 2007, 03:11 PM

You realise i havnt preformed a single blood sacrifice all game right?

ps: missing a turn due to technical problems sucks

FAJ · #**587** January 12th, 2007, 03:36 PM

Wait, whats wrong with some good old fashioned warmongering? Its all the oni have left! Leave it to the pretentious celestial types to demean our national pastime.

P.S. STOP CUTTING MY COMMANDERS ARMS OFF!

Whollaborg · #**588** January 13th, 2007, 10:07 AM

Hah,
Many feasthalls across the Southern continent are filled with laughter that Tien'Chi words bring to us.

Never have the brave men heard such a humour and we celeberate and feast as we hear how low lies must the empire of eunuchs spread. They are filled with fear, let the friends facing Tien Chi rejoice!

-Vanherr Thanatos, with a bearded smile

FrankTrollman · #**589** January 14th, 2007, 03:07 AM

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FAJ · #**590** January 14th, 2007, 01:58 PM

Haha, you act as if my mages don't disobey what I set. You think i want them all to fatigue themselves and cast fire shield for no damned reason? They disobey about 50% of what i want, because they feel that fire shield is just the coolest thing a kid can do these days!

What does grip of winter do? My book says it does 50% chance of 5 AN stun damage. That would have really changed anything?

You know what would affect something? If darkness didn't affect demons, like it says in the description in game. and then if my casters didn't disregard everything I set. Wouldn't make a big difference, but it would be nice to play the game instead of rolling the dice and watching.

I suspect there is a version descrepency though, because I must not be seeing the same battle as you. You killed 4/11 of my Dai Oni and all my undead thugs. If that is what constitutes as a crushing like grapes at a harvest I can't wait to see what metaphors you use when you actually do something worth boasting about!

P.S. Why do my Dai oni recieve a -3 def. for weapon + shield combo.? All they are holding is the no-dashi two handed sword.