Dominions Songs

[Gandalf Parker]

sung to the tune of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt"
Gorgon with many 9-point bless?
Your build is my build too!
Whenever people ask
"what build should I have"
we say GORGON with many 9-point bless!
da-da-da-dadadada

[Gandalf Parker]

sung to "Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Dominions Blitzing Internet Relay Chat
come join us and enjoy the show
Its Dominions Blitzing Internet Relay Chat
come ask us what you want to know
Dominions channel IRC, Dominions channel IRC
Dominions Blitzing Internet Relay Chat

I hope you come to see us
blitzing is a thrill
we're waiting there to answer you
we're waiting there to game with you
we're waiting there to game

so ask us what you want to know
or just to enjoy the show
watch the chatter during blitz
you're sure to learn a few new tricks
we're bound to make you smile
so come and join for awhile
on GameSurge.net for everyone to see heehee

[Gandalf Parker]

sung to the tune of "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer

Your lights are on, but you're not home
Your will is not your own
Your body sweats, your fingers ache
"one more turn, then take a break"

You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
You're hands shake and teeth grind
you're thinking tactics, all the time

Whoa, you like to think that you can quit when its rough, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough,
you know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Dom

[Gandalf Parker]

sung to the tune of "You're so Vain"

You played me several years ago
when I was still quite naive
and you said we should make us a perfect NAP
and that you would never leave
but you traded away the things you could
and one of them was me
I got so trashed by their armies
trashed by their armies
and

you're so vain.
I bet you think this post is about you
You're so vain.
I bet you think this post is about you,
dont you, dont you?

[Gandalf Parker]

sung to the tune of "What if God was one of us"
(I wasnt sure which was best so replace ##### with your choice of
God, Johan, Kristoffer, Norfleet, or anyone else you wish)

If ##### had a login, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you playing him in all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question

And yeah yeah ##### is great
yeah yeah ##### is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if ##### was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Playing the game anonymous
No jeers or cheers with win or lose

[Gandalf Parker]

In the continued tradition of "giving all my worldly goods away" I am going to post my list of half-baked ideas for additions to this thread.
http://www.dom3minions.com/files/Possible_Parodies.txt
Sometime on one of my good days I might be able to whip one off and post it. Until then maybe it will spark someone else to do one.

But I will give you this. Its not a parody rewrite and in fact is more of a meme but Im not sure if it should be posted here or the Dom3 joke thread.
the Hinnom Battle Theme Song
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...SIN=B002A64DPA
The idea of Hinnom charging the battlefield with this brings shivers to my spine

[Schneeble]

I don't have a whole song or even verse, but there's a germ of an idea here and I figured it could be recorded here as well as anywhere else.

To the tune of "Folsom Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash
(after he recounts that his mother told him not to play with guns)

"but I smote a god in Hinnom,
just to watch him die."

[Dawkish]

A Niefelheim rap to Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby”

Ice Ice Baby,
Yo, Niefeheim, Let’s kick it!
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby

I’m on top
My giant balls are itching
I’m coming at you with a new bless kicking
Humans, think they can try and fight me
Pulling out shields and swords to smite me
Will I be stopped?
No, I just go
Set up your troops and I’ll blow
Through your front lines I kick militia like man whores
Stomp on your mages like they’re mats on front doors
Dance
On your corpses like doom
I’m killing your troops like short people in a monsoon
Deadly, with these axes held steadily
Anything alive would be worse than a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gain way
You better hit a giants eye
Cause Niefel don’t play
If there was a problem
Yo, I’ll stomp it
Eat this fatigue while my cold wind revolves it

Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby

Now that your guys are running
My giants feel good cause it’s your *** their thumping
Straight to your cap, to your cap no waiting
Bringing lots of Skratti which you have to be hating
Werewolves, they’re all quick like vandals
They go crazy when they see your candles
And your mages, wearing douchebag polos
These Skratti roll, they’re killing you solo!
Dueling, is how they roll
With double flesh eaters so their shrouds can blow
Tjatse on standby
Just in case you say hi
Did he stop?
No he just flew by
Flew on, going to the next prov
He’ll raid it up then head on to the next spot
And you’ll be dead
Yo, so he’ll continue to kill PD… Niefelheim Attitude!
Your dominion is small and your candles are teeny
I might dom kill you cause I’m a meeny
Jealous, cause these virgins are mine
I don’t care at all, I kill ‘em all the time
Ready, for your chumps on the walls
Trying to be brave but they don’t got balls
Sieging, like it’s mine to sell
I’ll storm your fort like a horde from hell
Rushed, and you’re dying real fast
You’re really pissed, I’m having a blast
Nothing you can do you just fall back
You can’t win so you start to slack
Niefel on the scene
You know what I mean
So click AI and yell at the screen
If there was a problem
Yo, I’ll stomp it
Eat this fatigue while my cold wind revolves it

Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby

Take heed, cause I’m a rusher and I know it
Angerboda loves to kill but her face won’t show it
My town, loves to see our fist pound
Holes in your face and kick casters to the ground
It takes one hit so your blood can spill
We’re so cold that your skin will peel
Our commanders are SCs
It’s a hell of a concept
Properly equipped so they can step with this
You’re in a rage
Sliced like a dust dagger
Cut like a wraith blade
So fast, other SC’s say “Damn!”
If Niefel was a drug
You would OD on the can
We’re just some goons that wanna let loose
We’ll cut you open and suck out the juice
If there was a problem
Yo, I’ll stomp it
Eat this fatigue while my cold wind revolves it

Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby

Yo man, let’s get out our here!
Word to your mother!
Ice Ice baby too cold
Ice Ice baby too cold too cold