Re: OT: Star Wreck
To quote some guy I can't remember who
"If you see a hole.....any hole or tube or barrel don't look into it because a)It'll go off and kill you,
b) something will jump out and kill you
c) something with jump out and go of and kill you or
d) A (censored) from the otherside of the wall will pop out and you don't want to explain that bit of eye damage to a doctor."
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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