Dom 3 Limericks?

[Tifone]

Lol great one Gandhi

[cleveland]

An ailing old Blood Mage sat mourning,
while giving his hunters this warning:
"Time's now a Burden!
Find every virgin!
For surely there'll be none by morning!"

***credit to vfb for the BoT idea***



There once was a young Hierodule,
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
''You took all my wealth
And you ruined my health
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

***credit to Mr. Vonnegut***

[analytic_kernel]

Originally Posted by cleveland

An ailing old Blood Mage sat mourning,
while giving his hunters this warning:
"Time's now a Burden!
Find every virgin!
For surely there'll be none by morning!"

Originally Posted by cleveland

And you ruined my health
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

I think this may be why some cultures value the purity of virgins for reasons other than blood sacrifice.

[sansanjuan]

Thee once was a Jotun from Led
Who let his pristhood go to his head
Till a long dead horseman
Decapitated the Norseman
As he tried remove un from undead

-ssj

[RabbitDynamite]

A Warlock's mood was sinking quite low,
For magic blood he wanted to go,
slaves virgin he couldn't find,
Drove him quite out of his mind,
Turns out he'd been looking in Glasgow.

[Fantomen]

She said to the warlock so merry:
"Well sorry, but I´ve popped me cherry"
Too naive in his craft
(and perhaps a bit daft)
He thought she referred to the berry.

[Gandalf Parker]

His god made some casting suggestions
but the mage made some combat corrections.
His actions were noted
and he was promoted.
To Fever Fetish Utilization!

[melnorjr]

Would I be lynched for suggesting that you are supposed to write limericks in anapests? The anapests are what make them feel so...bouncy? and make them easy to read like a limerick. The majority of people aren't doing this, though clevelands two and gandalf's ones are pretty anapestic(but gandalf tends to have one awkward line in each one)

Sorry, I'm an english major.

In bogarus a man was quite old
And wrote lim’ricks that were a bit bold
about skopets and khlyst
So they cut off his wrist
And now hes an angel fivefold

see? lots of happy anapests.

[sansanjuan]

M,
I think we broke even more convention with our "Haiku".

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/showt...ighlight=haiku

-ssj

[melnorjr]

Originally Posted by sansanjuan

M,
I think we broke even more convention with our "Haiku".

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/showt...ighlight=haiku

-ssj

I hadn't seen those yet. :/