I am just Evil - Page 3

Intimidator · #21 September 11th, 2005, 02:51 PM

Okay !!!!!!!

What's the problem with Holland !!??
We Dutch are criticizing Americans, not the other way around !!

Atrocities · #22 September 12th, 2005, 12:14 AM

Holland runs the risk of going under the Sea each and every day now. So we should love our Holland friends and pray that they never again face a big flood.

Kamog · #23 September 12th, 2005, 12:52 AM

As evil Emperor, I ban the use of any operating system besides Windows ME.

Atrocities · #24 September 12th, 2005, 01:32 AM

As an Evil Emperor I would post information that states that SEIV has, and I quote: "Amazingly realistic political features" in order to hype the game. PROOF Read the Features and be afraid.

Strategia_In_Ultima · #25 September 12th, 2005, 05:11 AM

EVERYTHING'S THE PROBLEM WITH FRIGGIN HOLLAND!!!!! EVERYTHING'S THE PROBLEM WITH FRIGGIN AMERICA!!!!!

I'm Dutch and not proud of it!

*****

As an evil Emperor I once conquered the EEE just to see what would happen if you were to put one on a BBQ.

El_Phil · #26 September 12th, 2005, 06:28 AM

Strategia: Spreading cheer and love to one and all.

I may have been a flukey bugger, but Win ME was a sparkly OS for me with no real problems (beyond the usual hilarious bugs Bill puts in for giggles.)

Holland is too flat and needs to be taught how to pour a proper pint. Decent cheese and tea wouldn't go amiss either. But still it isn't Belgium, or France for that matter

, and it has it's good points.

Intimidator · #27 September 12th, 2005, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Strategia_In_Ultima said:
EVERYTHING'S THE PROBLEM WITH FRIGGIN HOLLAND!!!!! EVERYTHING'S THE PROBLEM WITH FRIGGIN AMERICA!!!!!

I'm Dutch and not proud of it!

*****

As an evil Emperor I once conquered the EEE just to see what would happen if you were to put one on a BBQ.

I didn't say I was proud of being Dutch........... especialy NOT the last 3 years..........

Inti,

NullAshton · #28 September 12th, 2005, 09:41 AM

Conquering the EEE isn't evil, find something better.

Atrocities · #29 September 12th, 2005, 10:59 AM

As an Evil Emperor I had an entire species wiped out because they did not breath the same atmosphere as my people.

As an Evil Emperor I once burned the entire face of my homeworld just to make room for my new palace.

As an Evil Emperor the first thing I did when accending to the thrown was to kill everyone who helped me get their, their families, friends, pets, and any one who might have known them.

As an Evil Emperor I believe firmly that tourcher is the best method for extracting no information, but screams.

Atrocities · #30 September 12th, 2005, 11:01 AM

As an Evil Emperor I once shot a close friend in the face just to see his reaction.

As an Evil Emperor I once killed a man to watch him die, got distracted and missed it.

As an Evil Emperor I had all the fat, ugly, and medically challegned women exterminated. Afterwards I had to import women from a colony world as there were non left on my Homeworld.