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Gryphin · #21 February 5th, 2004, 06:17 PM

Growttigette,
Hmm, nice ring to it. Maybe this is a delayed reaction to something that happend in one of the pubs.

Rojero · #22 February 5th, 2004, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Growltigger:
You never know, I might be a girl.

Um so if you are

let's start a pride together hehe...prowls around ..or at the least play an email game wink wink

President_Elect_Shang · #23 February 5th, 2004, 06:28 PM

*Shang sees MR Floppy�s comment and sneaks out the back door hoping no one noticed him and thinks: �Damn and it took me ten minutes to get into these fishnets! What the heck does he want?�*

Growltigger · #24 February 6th, 2004, 02:29 AM

You never know, I might be a girl.

Wardad · #25 February 6th, 2004, 02:45 AM

GT, You never acted like this:

I'm An Emotional Idiot

I'm an Emotional Idiot
so get away from me.
I mean,
COME HERE.

Wait, no,
that's too close,
give me some space
it's a big country,
there's plenty of room,
don't sit so close to me.

Hey, where are you?
I haven't seen you in days.
Whadya, having an affair?
Who is she?
Come on,
aren't I enough for you?

God,
You're so cold.
I never know what you're thinking.
You're not very affectionate.

I mean,
you're clinging to me,
DON'T TOUCH ME,
what am I, your ****ing cat?
Don't rub me like that.

Don't you have anything better to do
than sit there fawning over me?

Don't you have any interests?
Hobbies?
Sailing Fly fishing
Archeology?

There's an archeology expedition leaving tomorrow
why don't you go?
I'll loan you the money,
my money is your money.
my life is your life
my soul is yours
without you I'm nothing.

Move in with me
we'll get a studio apartment together, save on rent,
well, wait, I mean, a one bedroom,
so we don't get in each other's hair or anything
or, well,
maybe a two bedroom
I'll have my own bedroom,
it's nothing personal
I just need to be alone sometimes,
you do understand,
don't you?

Hey, why are you acting distant?

Where you goin',
was it something I said?
What
What did I do?

I'm an emotional idiot
so get away from me
I mean,
MARRY ME.

� Maggie Estep

BTW: The MP3 is hilarious, but I can't find a link.

General Woundwort · #26 February 6th, 2004, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Growltigger:
You never know, I might be a girl.

And I thought there was nothing you could say that could shock me anymore...

Growltigger · #27 February 6th, 2004, 10:43 AM

Rojero is catapulted out of the forum under the force of the round house slap he has just received so a particular aggrieved Growltigga.

"Be thankful I dont take my heels off and bang you in the nuts you sexist jingoistic male pig"

Karibu · #28 February 6th, 2004, 11:29 AM

Okay. As an engineer I propose a test.

*Karibu gives Growltigger a long, wet, passionate kiss*

If Growltigger is a girl, she will faint in extasy and if Growltigger is a man, he will be so shocked that he will not reply here at least for a day

David E. Gervais · #29 February 6th, 2004, 12:02 PM

Guys, it's threads like this that keep women away. Think about it.

I vote this thread be deleted so that there will remain a chance for women to come here and share their thoughts.

Cheers!

President_Elect_Shang · #30 February 6th, 2004, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Karibu:
Okay. As an engineer I propose a test.

*Karibu gives Growltigger a long, wet, passionate kiss*

If Growltigger is a girl, she will faint in extasy and if Growltigger is a man, he will be so shocked that he will not reply here at least for a day

Seeing this Mr Wubbles runs back in and kicks Karibu in the nuts �How dare you make a move on my woman� er man� er what ever!