Dawggie Does Dominions - JURRI WINS!!

[Bluebird]

Jurri: Holy [censored]! These troops are EVIL ... and thanks for all the fish.

[okiN]

We have offered the fools in Agartha one last chance to lay down their arms, repent their sins and convert to the true faith. They have rejected this opportunity and shall pay for their wrong-headed spitefulness with their lives.

Let them serve as an example to those who would do wrong by us in the future. The mercy and patience of R'lyeh are not without limits.

[djo]

In R'lyeh, "patience" must be a synonym for "cowardice". For months we have awaited their assault, but instead all we hear are the annoying poets of R'lyeh reciting their national epics to the troops in the hopes that some of them will take heart and try to storm the castle.

Hey, guys, here's a thought. Don't go making threats if tiny little bacteria and viruses are killing more of us than your troops are.

[okiN]

You will do well to remember those words when you die at the the hands of our warriors of the deep, with your souls torn from your lifeless bodies or your minds driven insane and left to writhe in agony.

Hearken, knave, for your last chance to surrender is past. The time for battle is come and Death awaits you.

Make your peace with your makers while you yet live. Next month you will live no more.

[Jurri]

Djo: surely you realize that the chicken of the sea intends to dominion-kill you, and will soon succeed? This is very well your lastest turn on this planet, so make it count, won't you? (That, or put a hole lotta preachers to work already.)

[KissBlade]

Darnit ... missed my turn because of thanksgiving =(.

[Shovah32]

Missed my (rather important) turn because my internet were down.

[djo]

Jurri said:
Djo: surely you realize that the chicken of the sea intends to dominion-kill you, and will soon succeed?

Fear not, the entire membership of the August Society of Learned & Pious Necromancers are chanting day and night to prevent that eventuality. And unless R'lyeh makes a move, soon god will awaken, and then it's a whole new ballgame. I think. The worshippers are kind of hazy at this point as to what god looks like, or what his powers are. It's been a long while.

Anyway, it's kind of sad, really. Hundreds of foul slimy things outside the walls, afraid of a handful of old men (many of them diseased). You've got to wonder if R'lyeh has any sense of pride whatsoever. But who are we to tell them how to run an empire?

[PashaDawg]

Hello:

I think Coobe has lost interest in the game. He is playing Van / Midgard. Is anyone interested in taking his slot?

I would hate to turn Van AI, but I will probably do that tonight if no substitute is found.

Pasha

[hako]

I will be glad to pick his nation, unless situation is worse than bad...