Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 226

Growltigger · #**2251** January 22nd, 2003, 08:31 PM

Mlmbd (what does that stand for by the way?), the candy is chocolate coated haemmorroid and Chalfonts from Puke's rather sore rear end.... quite tasty I am assured by the more discerning weirdo.....

The party is hotting up, Taz is mixing cocktails like a demon, the FBW's are samba-ing their hearts out, foam is now being sprayed onto the dancefloor and the killer mongooses in the kitchen has managed to break through into the toilets and are currently amusing themselves by putting cellophane just under the toilet seats.

Taz, serve me a bottle of that Shepherd Neame Spitfire Ale, after all, no Fokker comes close

mlmbd · #**2252** January 22nd, 2003, 08:47 PM

OK, I'll will take a pass on the candy, then! *mlmbd replies in disgust* Just have to eat some 'Cheetos' then!

The 'Cheetos' don't contain any puke, do they? *mlmbd questions*

mlmbd shouts "Taz, give me one of those bottles of Shepherd Neame Spitfire Ale". Thanks!

GT, FYI mlmbd stands for Mother Loves Me Best Dude. It came from a routine "The Smothers Brothers" did. Tommy Smothers was always saying to his borther Dicky; "Mom always Loved you Best, Dicky." So 'mlmbd' is my Version of that! The routine was, Brilliant by the way!

mlmbd

[ January 22, 2003, 18:50: Message edited by: mlmbd ]

Raging Deadstar · #**2253** January 22nd, 2003, 09:56 PM

*Leaves the inner sanctum very annoyed holding one mongoose by the neck and flings it towards the bar just missing another of taz's cocktails. The rest of mongooses laugh hysterically from behind the ajar door. Watches as mlmbd considers using the vending machine and remembers the time he took them to a friends birthday party*

Welcome back taz

GT You cleared up Pukes haemmorroids, i don't want to know how exactly but my mind keeps bringing up the fearful image of the red hot poker cannon.

*Wanders behind the bar and proceeds to head into the storeroom and wheels a barrel of booze to the dancefloor and begins to tamper with the foam cannon. A few minutes later the samba'ing fbw's are being covered with the spraying brewski. Almost everyones toungues suddenly become erect like of that beer advert on the tv and they rush to the dancefloor*

mottlee · #**2254** January 22nd, 2003, 11:15 PM

HEY!!!!~ HERE"S THE GIRLS???!!!

Puke · #**2255** January 22nd, 2003, 11:47 PM

as if i didnt have few enough brains as it was, i have recently been leaking grey matter. now i see that GT has had the drippings air-puffed and cheese-coated...

HEY! dont eat those! Give me those back!

mac5732 · #**2256** January 23rd, 2003, 08:52 AM

The crusty old timer in the infamous cornor, invites The Gryphin to join him to remeniss on the old cantina days and to discuss new research theories, He also turns over to RD a box of used colostomy bags and deposits the minerals into his off planet account. The old geezer doesn't use them anymore as he had a circumventing operation on RenDexIII which eliminated the recycled waste containers

He greets the Taz with much back slapping and hooting. (he also learned from him, after he checked the books, who has tabs and who don't) Mac tells the Good Taz to put his on David G's tab. It appears it doesn't have that much outstanding and we can't allow that right

He notices Geo sneaking in from the Patio ordering a brewski, hmmm, He has a FBW take him a plate of pukeabob with chili sauce just to perk him up

He notices a number of loo worshipers exiting the Inner Sanctum quite hurridly, hmmm, now whats going on in there?

Mac munches on his meal and continues to watch the happenings in the cantina, however, in the back round he still hears a TICKING noise, I guess its still here he mumbles to himself....

Glad your back you hairy, furry, feline, you to Taz...

a munching mac

Kamog · #**2257** January 23rd, 2003, 09:04 AM

Oh, now I know what the secret ingredient is to these tasty Cantina dishes you have been serving us. Now that I know what it is, I wish I didn't know. Yuck, no wonder you guys eliminated those nosy health inspectors. Suddenly I feel kind of sick... I'll soon be giving back those parts I ingested... along with some extra... ugghh! I think I need to go to the sick bay...

dogscoff · #**2258** January 23rd, 2003, 09:57 AM

* Dogscoff orders a vegetarian omelette with Kikkoman soy sauce.

(Warning, link contains strangeness.)

Timstone · #**2259** January 23rd, 2003, 11:54 AM

Cool link Dogscoff! Two thumbs up!

Growltigger · #**2260** January 23rd, 2003, 08:09 PM

Guys, there is no magic as to the secret ingredient in the cantina food. It is not even noxious. It is simply MARMITE.

Goes well with everything, even Puke parts.

PS Puke, how are those nasty scabs I cured for you

PPS guys, the salt and vinegar nachos on the bar are really nice by the way