Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours - Page 213

David E. Gervais · #**2121** January 9th, 2003, 02:19 AM

Yeah! The PBW Server is back up and so is my 'Avatar Emporium' Click on the link in my sig and enjoy the view!

Cheers!

Kamog · #**2122** January 9th, 2003, 04:31 AM

The Bunker really exists; I was just there. It's really nice; it's a good place to hide when it gets too dangerous here in the Cantina...

Growltigger · #**2123** January 9th, 2003, 01:05 PM

With a whoop and a hollah, Growltigga, fresh from his aneurobic exercise with the Kylie clone, climbs aboard Barry, summons the Byzantine legions, FBW's, cast from Friends, cast from Home & Away, assorted berber villagers and almoravid horde and cries "Tally Ho, cry havoc and let slip the cats of war"

David Gervais trembles in his RL Bunker, as Growltigga and the horde, having discovered the location, bash down the floor, urinate in the lobby and proceed to chase the bearded Qubecois through the various rooms...

No where is safe from the wrath of Growltigga the Great....

If you dont beleive I have found the RL Bunker (and how nice it is by the way), do you want to give you the link?

David E. Gervais · #**2124** January 9th, 2003, 01:45 PM

I do indeed feel the earth moving, but I happen to be in bed with a curvacious pool player and thought it was due to my prowess! Or it could also be that she put another quarter in the vibrating machine attached to the bed! I'm blissfully uncaring at the moment! Of course I know you know what I mean and have no douptedly been there done that (in full proper English fashion) and purchashed the t-shirt. But as you should also know..

The proof is in the posting my dear fellow, the proof is in the posting! 'Links' generally send me off-world on wild goose chases... and chasing a Canadian Goose is something I haven't done in such a long time.

If you do know the whereabouts of my bunker, don't be shy, come in, I'll open a hundred year old bottle of Scotch in your honor.

Cheers!

mlmbd · #**2125** January 9th, 2003, 03:13 PM

A huge, brand new Kwantallen Worldship arrives in "The Cantina's" parking lot.
*Emitting a very loud hum* Settles into place, Just over "The Cantina". mlmbd

*emerges from his spankn' new ship*
Looks around the parking lot, and thinks to himself that "The Cantina" seems rather busy. Being there are no less than 20 assorted ships parked there.
He walks across the parking lot and enters "The Cantina". *brushing off the dust and debris he aquired from his journey through the parking lot*

Gazzes up to see "The Cantina" deserted, leave the 'bartender'.
"What the F...."; he murmurs to himself. No FBW's, No Dancing Girls, No Llmas No GT and No patrons!

Hmmm...he ponders....
Must be 'Lord Growltigga' and crew are off having fun stomping someone or another.
*Wishes* To himself that he not missed all the fun! Ah well, they will all be back soon enough. I'm sure!
So, he asks the bartender for a glass of 'Radjaha' (a gold, very thick liquor. From 'Kwan'; his homeworld.).
Acquiring his beverage, he walks over and sits down at his favorite table. Guess I will just sit here and wait for everyone to return. He thinks to himself.

mlmbd

Timstone · #**2126** January 9th, 2003, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by growltigger:
No where is safe from the wrath of Growltigga the Great....

Yo GT! I know you can speak a little Dutch, please try to translate it a bit.
"Growltigga, volgens mij ga je een beetje naast je schoenen lopen."
If you fail to translate it, I will do it for you.

Grammar sucks!

[ January 09, 2003, 13:21: Message edited by: Timstone ]

David E. Gervais · #**2127** January 9th, 2003, 03:26 PM

Growltigga, I found these photos in the universal archives under the heading "Leader of Legions".. Is this per chance You?

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I'm not sure but I think they might be twins! The thought of two of you is enough to spark fear throughout the realms. It would also explain how you often appear to be in two places at once!

Note: I would usually post this sort of thing in my avatar thread, but felt that the fellow patrons of the Cantina should be made aware of my discovery and it's implications!

Cheers!

..Hi mlmbd, if you find my bunker in time, you might just be lucky enough to catch the action!..

David E. Gervais · #**2128** January 9th, 2003, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timstone:
"Growltigga, volgens mij ga je een beetje naast je schoenen lopen."

Just a wild guess, and fragmented at that..

Growltigga, Follow me and take with some fellow creatures take shoes off!

hmmm, you're gonna get even more legions and have them take their shoes off and sneak in the back door of my bunker!

Well, fyi: my bunker doesn't have a back door!

Cheers!

P.S. So much for the dictionary approach to translation!! LOL

Growltigger · #**2129** January 9th, 2003, 05:22 PM

Timstone, I would translate that literally as "sneak up round the back passage with some small animals with no shoes on" which is what I thought was illegal in the more straight laced countries and under the more conservative religions!! (and didn't Richard Gere have a reputation for that)??

The RL Underground Hideout is breached. I have discovered it and swamped it with my armoured hordes.

David Gervais, there are not two of me, I just move so fast it sometimes looks that way...

Continentals and colonials, sheesh!!!!

David E. Gervais · #**2130** January 9th, 2003, 06:54 PM

tsk, tsk, tsk.. You found my bunker Gt, and you should be proud, but you also fell right into my trap.. and it's one of the oldest tricks in the books!

Didn't you notice the strange red glow as you and your hord burst into the Bunker? It's a nifty device 'The Overloards' installed for me. It neutralizes all weapons and reduces all oversized-beings (ie: Greater that 6'6" like T-Rex etc.) to 4'2" and weighing in at 96lbs. Don't worry, things will go back to normal when they leave the bunker. fyi: all my 'Guards' are 6'5-3/4" and weigh in at 260lbs. They use no weapons, as they are all trained experts in hand to hand combat.

I don't expect any trouble and in fact I'd like to draw your attention a few 'themed-rooms' that might interest you,.. The 'McHales Navey' room, the 'Hogan's Heroes' room, hmm.. having just come from a desert trip, you might enjoy the 'Rat Patrol' room or the 'Laurance of Arabia' room.

Feel free to roam through the bunker and oh yeah, here's that bottle of one hundred year old Scotch I promised!

Cheers! and enjoy your stay!

[ January 09, 2003, 16:54: Message edited by: David Gervais ]