Scary Monsters - Page 2

Psitticine · #11 January 11th, 2003, 12:41 AM

Oooo, good one!

Sniper · #12 January 12th, 2003, 12:24 AM

AH yes, nothing quite beats a few "stirge" jokes does it?
Werent Owlbears special eh? Couldnt cook one mind u

Psitticine · #13 January 12th, 2003, 01:43 AM

Nope, can't cook an Owlbear. After all, what kind of wine would serve with it? Red or white?!?

Sniper · #14 January 12th, 2003, 03:56 PM

I'd personally serve Owlbear fricase with White. But its down to individual taste I think,
or u could ask the Owlbear what it thought?

On a simillar note, my all time fave AD+D illustration was for the Spell "Otto's irresistable Dance" which as it sounds, causes monsters to dance. It had a picture of a very suprised looking Umber Hulk dancing.
That sure amused me

Solar · #15 January 13th, 2003, 12:31 AM

Would an owlbear taste like owl, or bear? Or like chicken?

Solar

Sniper · #16 January 13th, 2003, 05:11 PM

he he

thats right folks come on in to the most sensible Shrapnel discussion yet
anyone got a good recipe for a Carrion Crawler?
thought not

How about raspberry flavoured Gelatinous cubes?

Ed Kolis · #17 January 13th, 2003, 06:45 PM

I wonder how you eat a Piercer corpse... you can do it in Nethack

(BTW, anyone know where I can find the joke article "Ecology of the Piercer"???)

Solar · #18 January 13th, 2003, 07:47 PM

Gelatinous cubes? That's easy, all you need is a spoon and some whipped cream.

Solar

Sniper · #19 January 13th, 2003, 10:21 PM

Gelatnious cubes can be flavoured, whipped cream is optional

Piercer? dont know them, do tell!

As far as I remember in Nethack you can even eat your Pet dog who comes with you. I doubt its very good for you though

mlmbd · #20 January 14th, 2003, 02:17 AM

An owlbear; looks like a bear, sounds like an owl and tastes like a chicken! Wine with meal; Champagne! Of course!

Sorry for the intrusion. Just couldn't resist!

mlmbd