MP: Smack - Running

[cupido2]

SCANTILY CLAD WARRIORS!!! Didn't you know, that in the Holy Book of Teh Bird it is written:
All ye crytures shalst weahr hyghneceth et goesth to ye pedii clothes so none canesth see theyre scin but ye handen et facii so ye god shalst be verye happilie et no wicke spiritii shalst haven its joyen to sicnesse ye souhl???

I send an inquisitor to Machakan lands to oversee that the rules of the Holy Book of Teh Bird are followed!

[jimkehn]

Remember...Gary is the Insignificant King of the Uninspired. They have felt no inspiration to read no stinkin Holy Book. They barely have enough inspiration to read the comic pages in the newzpaperz.

But after all......they ARE clad....just scantily so.

[cupido2]

STINKIN!!! COMICS!!! Don't you know that in the Holy Book of Teh Bird is written, I cite page 16'120 verse 12:

"[...] an thou shallst only readen ye Holy Booke of Teh Bird for only ye Holy Booke of Teh Bird shallst shoue ye waye for ye souhl et readen en alter booke only opehns ye waye of maliciosii spiritii of which ye comicii paintures arest ye darcesti waye to opehns ye waye to ye souhl as laughter shallst be sin to Teh Bird, ye only god thou shallst prayen as He arest ye Savviour et ye beginn and ye end but He arest ye infinitii with no beginn et no end, as laughter is tearin ye facii to wicke facii as ye facii of Abysii which shallst be ye signii of ye falsii prophetii who willest arriven in ye worlde to beginn ye Haarmageddone which willest calle forth Teh Bird to savve ye choosen with purii souhls to rulen uver ye worlde [...] and he who sacrilegii ye book of Teh Bird with feculencii wordens shallst be purifiid by ye flames at ye stake of Teh Bird as He arest ye Savviour et ye beginn and ye end but He arest ye infinitii with no beginn et no end, and cleanest ye souhl of ye faul spiritii as [...]"

So I will immediatly send an inquisitor to Machaka. And scantilly clad is no excuse for not beeing clad high-necked with no skin to be seen but the face and the hands. You are warned!

[vfb]

Uh oh ... Abysia borrowed a Holy Booke of Teh Bird from the library since it sounded interesting, but there was a wee bit of an accident. Or maybe a scrilegii?

In any case we are shipping the ashes to Marignon so they can dispose of them as they see fit.

-- Begbie of Abysia

[cupido2]

The Inquisitors appreciate the efforts of Abysia to enlighten themselves and learn the truth of Teh Bird, as Teh Bird is, as it is written in the Holy Book of Teh Bird to cite only one of the many references to Teh Bird: "[...] as He arest ye only god, ye A et ye Z et all ye letterii inbetweenee as well as all ye ascii-codicii, so [...]"
I will send a friar to Abysia to teach your people the wonders of Teh Bird and preserve more Holy Books to the ensuing ages.

[vfb]

Abysia ponders ... who is the immortal Yna independent in the HoF?

An independent commander in an indy province who has died twice! We hope someone took some pictures.

[vfb]

The llamaserver seems to have become lost in time and space!

Let us hope for an early return from the void.

I've tried to postpone the deadline by 24 hours via the web admin function, but I don't know if that will have any affect.

[vfb]

It looks like the llamaserver is just sick, not actually dead.

It's processing turns, but you may not get a response right away.

Try to get your turns in early if possible, thanks!

Please note that I'm vigorously opposed to rollbacks.

[cupido2]

Weee, I never received so many e-mails before. About 18 notifications that I had sent a revised turn file (I have not). Llamaserver gone haywire. But as I saw in the other thread I'm not the only one.

[vfb]

I have disabled Quick-Host for this game, since the llamaserver has gone temporarily insane. The problem is it's not clearing out the received turns. So if you have a revised turn in the queue, or maybe even a turn from the last month, it would screw things up.