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Old March 8th, 2008, 03:53 AM
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Have new volunteers
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Oooh, I like that one too! In the same theme:

Militia arrives
Far away from my borders
Barbarians, please!
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beneath my great sledge
an insignificant fly
Hoping it moves first
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Old March 8th, 2008, 05:16 AM
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Huge army attacks
Why the hell did I lose there
Damn sneaking command
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Old March 8th, 2008, 05:25 AM
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Huge army attacks
Why the hell did I lose there
Damn sneaking command
I LOLd
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Pale riders pillage
Call the Eater of the Dead
Ermor's banners rise...
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sinuyama ka
nihon zya nai yo
hontoo sa
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dragon kicked to death
by rearmost missile units
it's good to be ulm

-always good for a laugh in SP games

eighty arbalests
troops surround lone enemy
they fire at nearest...
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Old March 9th, 2008, 01:26 AM
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Little monkey PD
Why can't I win a game?
Oh right, I suck

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Old March 9th, 2008, 05:00 AM
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Flyers attack rear
Move to mop up footmen
A hundred crossbow salvo...
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I would like to remind (especially the founder of the thread), that to qualify as a haiku, you must at least conform to the 5/7/5 syllable structure.

Mad god from the depths
dreamers answer his calling
Svatopluk's his name

(That actually happened, here in Czech Svatopluk is a quite common, homely name, to have a giant Lovecraftian behemoth with tentacles and three legs called Svatopluk seemed extremely funny to all who saw my game in progress).
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