Thanks all for the welcome back.
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dogscoff said:
*dogscoff falls over dead from shock.
His tombstone reads: "Welcome back, Rollo."
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Oopsie... darn.
*Rollo waits for the full moon, then twirls a dead cat around his head wailing like a madman and pouring a keg of mead over dogscoff's grave.
'Lord dogscoff?'
(a muffled voice from below) 'Yes, master.'
'RISE!'
*The grave opens and out shambles a zombiedogscoff. One arm bent backwards and maggots crawling from his nose.
'Urrrrr... Brains!'
*Rollo scratches his beard.
'Well, almost as good as new.'