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September 21st, 2003, 10:56 AM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
*Opens his mouth and spews out fire that roasts all avatars in sights, the devours the roasted avatars with his large teethfilled mouth, quickly disposing of them through the intestinal system and passing the remains from the bottom area.*
-Yummie
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September 21st, 2003, 12:07 PM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
*Truddles out into the open and is instantly bashed, whacked, bLasted, roasted, BFGed by everyone.*
Then everyone's jaws drop open and exclaim simultaneously, "OMG, they killed Kenny!"
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September 21st, 2003, 02:12 PM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Primitive opens his computer and rips out all the Avatars. He then superglues each one to an enhanced copy of the BLaster virus which will turn of the Avatar imediately when it is activated. Tramples all over them with his size 50 Boots. Opens a bottle of wine to celebrate.
Hey, all this superglue is making me dizzy
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September 21st, 2003, 02:36 PM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Quote:
Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
My avatar zooms in and bLasts your avatars to bloody pulps, then zooms out. 
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Foolishly failing to check his six, I wait for him to bLast the others then I open up with my 10mm nose mount Gauss cannon ... tungsten core rounds slam into Fyron has his threat alert squeals as my missile locks. |
September 21st, 2003, 08:18 PM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Hmm... since I am flying in a battlecruiser...
PDCs spring to action and eliminate the missile threat. Organic armor begins regenerating. Fyron's avatar turns its electric discharges against Joachim, arcing numerous bLasts of lighting at him.
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September 21st, 2003, 10:18 PM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Since he's outta cells, DoomGuy gets out the rocket launcher and starts shooting those green barrels o'fun.
Next he uses a portal to beam into Fyron's ship...
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September 21st, 2003, 10:29 PM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
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Originally posted by primitive:
Primitive opens his computer and rips out all the Avatars. He then superglues each one to an enhanced copy of the BLaster virus which will turn of the Avatar imediately when it is activated. Tramples all over them with his size 50 Boots. Opens a bottle of wine to celebrate.
Hey, all this superglue is making me dizzy
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*Franticly flapping his wings to get rid of the supergule, and happens to lift primitive upwards hitting his head to the cealing repeatedly *
-It's not the glue that makes you dizzy!
(The master of art has performed!!)
[ September 21, 2003, 21:33: Message edited by: Ruatha ] |
September 21st, 2003, 11:30 PM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Mr. Flibble says you boys are getting very naughty... And you know what we do with naughty boys...
(eyes start to glow red)
nnnNNNnnnNNNnnnNNN...
We PUNISH them!
(deathrays shoot out at everybody from eyes)
VOMM! VOMM! VOMM!
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September 22nd, 2003, 12:33 AM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
*Cuts himself free from the superglue by using a sharp knife.*
*Runs to the hardware store and returns with a can of superglue solvent*
*Splashes solvent on everybody and frees them*
*Retaliates by throwing pine cones at the barbarian* |
September 22nd, 2003, 01:01 AM
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Re: OT: avatar bash!
Ducks the pinecones.
Throws a ball of yarn towards the kitten - Watches the kitten jump the yarn - Waits until Kitten gets his claws stuck - Pics up kitten and yarn - Throws both in metal wastebasket - Welds shut - Adds heating element - Heats to 200 C - Sells artwork "Cat in hot tincan" to the Guggenheim musem for 10 Mill dollars - takes long vacation
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