Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Growltigga]

Hello everybody, anyone remember me? the despotic intergalactic hirsute and feline dictator of the galaoxy? (oh and patron of the cantina???)

Nice to know no-one notices when you are gone...

If anyone is interested, I have 21/2 weeks of my free time left, I have just come back from west africa, timboutou to marrakech and have 3 days at home before I hit damascus and the crusader castles. Xmas this year is in the desert...

love you all to bits

GT

[Puke]

Puke comondeers the bar and slides a Bass down to the kitty. Then he pours him a beer

Glorious to see you back. watch out for whacky temporal sillyness over there in the far corner, and be sure to try the sentient bean salad (made from sentient beings. bean beings, being beans, make a great three bean being salad, or salad of sentient beans. or sentient beings, being that they are beans..) before you hit the road again.

[Ragnarok]

Ok, was anyone else confused by the bean thing?
Give GT a brewski on me. And get me one too while you're at it.

[Puke]

A bean leaps up from Puke's salad and bites Ragnarok on the nose, before it is skewered with a fork and consumed.

$%^& it, whose idea was it to genetically engineer sentient food, just for the sick pleasure of eating it? these beans are downright irratable.

[Ragnarok]

After seeing what this new food is like Ragnarok slowly pushes his plate of what he thought was just refried beans and some tacos away. He also rubs his nose and says, 'it truely has been a long day, I can't believe I just saw that, or felt it for that matter.' Rags pays his bill and walks out of the Cantina.

[Kamog]

Be careful about eating sentient beings. They might be poisonous... don't want another medical emergency!

By the way, I never understood exactly what "sentient" means. I learned the word from the Star Trek episode in which Data was being judged whether he qualifies as a life form or not. ( Poor Data... ) In order for him to have the same rights as other beings, he had to be (1) intelligent, (2) self-aware, and (3) sentient. Everyone was clear that he qualified for (1) and (2) but they weren't sure about (3).

[Atrocities]

Well its offical, Hell has indeed frozen over.
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[ December 19, 2002, 18:38: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[dogscoff]

Kamog, I don't know the dictionary definition but it's to do with how intelligent a thing is. For a example a human is sentient, but a dog isn't. Or at least, a dog is a lot less sentient... Oh I don't know.

*Dogscoff orders a plate full of something sentient and angry.

'Tig! Good to see you back, if only for a while. I've managed to stall the health inspectors so far, but I'm not sure how much longer the Cantina will Last. Never fear though, when we do get kicked out we will surely find somewhere else: A cantina replacement thread is underway...

[ December 19, 2002, 14:45: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Timstone]

Atrocities: I can't get into the site without registering. Could you just post the message. I'm really curious what is happening back home. I don't get that many calls from my homeplane of Baator.

[Raging Deadstar]

Glad to see you back growltigga. Buy a drink on fyrons tab for yourself

Also Kamogs been harming your profit margin doing obscenly things with the FBW's upstairs. I suggest we have a good old fashioned chase

*pulls out helmet with horns on*

Haaaaaaalllllllllooooooooo