320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4

[Kamog]

Yeah, this thread has seen better days. At one time, this was the largest thread in the entire forum...

[narf poit chez BOOM]

it's raining so hard here the sewers are probably flooding. i say probably because it's dark and i can't really see them.

[Taera]

pst, here's a tip for you prophets of the dead thread, never ever say that its dead

[narf poit chez BOOM]

i keep telling you all, it's undead.

either that or powered by energizer batteries.

now that i think about it, that's scarrier than undead!

[Loser]

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt... He turns to us and speaks:

"some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!"

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing Anointment utensil he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.

Later he says:

"some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god�s grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn�t know nuthin�

Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin�
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin�

[narf poit chez BOOM]

*Hands L a nonsense award*

[Kamog]

Well, I haven't had a cupcake in many years. I don't know where to buy them. Muffins, I have them every so often because they are on sale all over the place.
Which do you like better, a bagel or a donut...

[narf poit chez BOOM]

who's Frank Zappa?

[Loser]

*passes award to Frank Zappa*

[mottlee]

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
who's Frank Zappa?