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[Wardad]

Down To The Old Pub Instead
A good old Irish song.

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[Wardad]

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[ March 24, 2003, 19:08: Message edited by: Wardad ]

[mlmbd]

Wardad, don't worry I am here. Reading and laughing. It just took me this long to regain enough composure to post. Just laughing to much........ LOL

mlmbd

[Wardad]

TOP TWENTY WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED

20. The cucumber has left the salad.

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows on your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

And the number one way to tell someone their fly is unzipped...

1. I thought you were crazy, now I see your nuts.

[Wardad]

"You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the USA of arrogance,
and the Germans don't want to go to war"

author unknown

[mlmbd]

Originally posted by Wardad:
"You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the USA of arrogance,
and the Germans don't want to go to war"

author unknown

LOL Ain't it so?!?

mlmbd

[Wardad]

Truth or urban legend?

A friend of mine is an officer in the naval reserve.
A few weeks ago, he was attending a conference that included admirals in both the US and the French navies.
At a cocktail reception, my friend found himself in a small group that included an admiral from each of the two navies.

The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many Languages, Americans only learned English. He then asked.
"Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you have to speak French?"

Without even hesitating, the American admiral replied.
"Maybe it is because we arranged it so that you did not have to learn to speak German."

The group became silent.

[Gryphin]

Truth or?
I don't know but Touche!

[Wardad]

We must never forget this danger!!!!!!!!1


Try this.

Go to http://members.aol.com/matt999h/beer.htm

[primitive]

Originally posted by Wardad:
We must never forget this danger!!!!!!!!1


Try this.

Go to http://members.aol.com/matt999h/beer.htm

Been there - done that.