World in Crisis - Started

[Quitti]

Yes, please do keep the pearls running in, thank you, thank you.

On a complitely unrelated note, R'lyeh attacked disregarding their nap3 with us. I knew it was coming but still I'd like to inform others who do business with R'lyeh.

We're living in interesting times

[vfb]

R'lyeh is pleased Tien Chi got the subtle hint about eating their ambassador's brains and spitting them out, and voiding all our agreements with them.

We would like all nations to know that if you cast any of the following global enchantments without prior consultation we consider it an immediate declaration of war on us.

There's the usual suspects:

Arcane Nexus
Astral Corruption
Burden of Time (We've got our poor slaves to think of, you know.)
Utterdark
Forge of the Ancients


Plus since we like it all nice and lonely under the waves:

Thetis' Blessing


But not too lonely:

Sea of Ice


So long as other nations refrain from casting these globals without some sort of discussion first (wherein we reserve the right to optionally waive the immediate state of war which would normally result), then they will find us eminently trustworthy.

-- R'lyeh

P.S. Tien Chi brains are not very tasty. Needs extra ganglion sauce.

[Fakeymcfake]

I feel I must congratulate Iwarmonger on being the most irritating person I've ever had the misfortune to take over, ever.

Christ, I feel as though I'm trying to take Stalingrad or something.

[Executor]

Hmm how did that one end?

[Fakeymcfake]

Well enough, though Iwarmonger is quite a tenacious defender. I won't say too much since it is still going on though.

[lwarmonger]

Well, you are still having your stalingrad... my main fortress awaits! I've got defense down pretty good, it's my offense that needs work.

[Fakeymcfake]

No kidding. I think my Stalingrad reference was more apt than I ever thought it would be. At least it wasn't a total loss though.

[lwarmonger]

True, you significantly damaged my mage base, and those are losses that can't be replaced at this point. However my pretender is a tough nut to crack.

[Executor]

Sauromatia protests that these contests, clearly held for our entertainment, need to be delayed until our scouts are in proper position!

[Fakeymcfake]

Then, the humble people of Lanka would kindly suggest that you go around our territory as going through has seemed to not work well for you thus far.