Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[Fyron]

Nothing wrong with vampires, really.

Fyron has recently learned that he has to say, "I like onions," for the bad things to happen, rather than just posting onions. So... Fyron stands up and says, "I like onions!"

[Growltigga]

Worried about the sudden increase in the undead infesting the cantina, Growltigga makes up some additional magazines for his "Red Hot Poker" Hand Cannon...

Hmmmm, this magazine of garlic infused holy water saturated wooden stakes will be useful, as will the underslung M69 grenade launcher specially designed to chuck out UV grenades a la Blade II.

The mighty cat dons his dark glasses, adorns himself in various religious paraphanalia and icons and prepares to rumble

[mac5732]

Mac saunders into the cantina in need of liquid refreshment to help absolve his monstrous week of stressful abberations. As he wanders up to the bar he notices 2 Taz barkeepers staring at one another and doesn't know which one to place his order with, oh well, he orders from a fbw instead and mosies over to his favorite cornor table. As he awaits his influx of brewski soda, he notices 2 peculiar looking members disappearing in leather chairs strapped to a gear box disappear into the time continuam, shakes his head and continues his past time of observing the cantankerous happenings within the cantina. He observes Fryon, who is dressed as a vampire, being buried under a pile of religious objects, various fruit, stakes, and mirrors over by the dance floor as a wormhole appears over his head after he yells out the "O" word again, Tsk, tsk, he just won't learn not to say the "O" word in public...

Looking around he sees GT in a new chase outfit, adorned with all Types of Religious Articles, large hunks of Garlic, reflecting mirrors, polished stakes, a small micro blood sucking generator along with various other vampire stomping, squashing, smashing, dehydrating accruments...Behind him he notices all his most atrocious, strange, and violent posse of mongooses, psychotic Ardvarks, xenophobic Gnus, lushious and unstable Amazons along with some new posse additions.

In addition, he notices Dogscoff in his cornor, sharpning stakes and other piercing type equipment over at his table and sees Dogscoffs radical, smelly and somewhat deranged under sea minions gathering together as well....

As Mac starts sipping his lasivious brewski and munching on his breakfast of bacon, eggs, & toast, he see RN lighting torches and handing them out to Barry and the Bill Gates Clones...

Mac looks again over at Vampire Fyron, who is trying to extracate himself from under the tons of articles dumped on his unreal self.... and mutters, poor Fyron he doesn't know whats going to hit him......

Mac enjoying the sights and wonders of the cantina

[ November 05, 2002, 15:00: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Growltigga]

Possibly Gryphin, possibly, or maybe our aimless ramblings on the cantina thread just gave those SEIV players who are a bit weird a place to air their weirdness

[ November 05, 2002, 14:11: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[Gunther]

Double identities are the work of witches! I am myself, Gunther the Witch Hunter, and no one else.

Is there a vampire here ? I knew I was brought to this place for a reason!

Gunther takes out his Bible and starts waving a pendulum in front of it and wandering around the Cantina. For some reason, the pendulum starts swinging wildly when he passes in front of Ragnarok. Gunther's gaze all but drills into RN.

"I sense an evil presence here."

[Ragnarok]

Rags takes up a look of shock and amazment... "What? This cannot be, I was exorcises a couple days ago. I get rid of all those bad thingys around me... Your little thingy mabober there but be lying to you!"

"By the way, my name is not RN, it was for a short period, but Raging Deadstar sued me for 'copyright infrigment' since his short name is 'RD', they were too close. So I hearby no longer go by 'RN', it's 'Rags' if you please."

[ November 05, 2002, 22:17: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Gryphin]

Hey, GrowlTigga,
Do ya think our sparring helped with the $500,000 mark? It is part of the "comunity". Everything from the Circle the Wagons to hot sauce to pizza steelling to cartoon violence must have helped in someway genearate interest.

[tesco samoa]

As long as there are no Toreador or Malkavian undead then i am happy.

Tremere and Tzimisce are ok in my books.

[Fyron]

Originally posted by tesco samoa:
As long as there are no Toreador or Malkavian undead then i am happy.

Tremere and Tzimisce are ok in my books.

Hmm... I think I'll have to figure out just what those are.

[tesco samoa]

Hmmm.... You do that. I think you might actually enjoy what you read.