Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina

[Growltigga]

Captain Kwok - please accept my profuse apologies, I DO like Canadians and no, even with my eating habits, I do not mean I like them fried or lightly boiled..

Gil Hamilton - I will, for good order, qualify my statements to say that the mass produced Amercian beers are not worth urinating in. Whilst in Arizona and California earlier on this year, I did come across some cracking micro-breweries which were almost producing beer up to European standards...

Actually, can I just endorse the Whistlestop Cafe and Brewery in Flagstaff AZ - excellent beer and tip top food and for an american bar, not bad at all

Tesco, I am having all sorts of problems with the damn game - can I email my empire to you together with my password? will that work

Right, back to character, GillHamilton is dishing out free beer and does not notice Tigga assembling his Milan Anti-tank rocket launcher on Chevy vehicle. Said rocket is launched and Chevy explodes in cloud of flame and smoke, Gil Hamilton is Last seen being catapulted through the roof clutching tubes of pissy beer in each hand and shouting 'budweiseeeeeeeerrrrrr' with appropriate doppler effect.....

Tigga then finds whoever ordered that pint of Bass from the Cantina bar and gives them a slapping for drinking horrible beer

Tigga then points out to the Americans in the bar that they might as well just tip their horrible weak beer down the toilet and therefore cut out the middleman

Tesco, name 5 players from Liverpool's current squad and I challenge you to do this without researching them on the internet first

[ July 04, 2002, 13:36: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[tesco samoa]

Out in the patio Tesco hears a tiff occuring inside. Does tesco join in. No. Tesco offers Mac a chair in the sun.

We do have some American beers here.

Anchor Steam Beer
Rolling Rock
Samual Adams
Cave Creek Chili Beer
etc... The Cantina prides itself on Micro beers and brews its own beer. The only problem is that it is all on tap. Rollo expressed concern over this issue due to the fact that he does not like the size of a pint but the size of 500ml.

So I have an announcement to make. Starting today the Cantina will begin to offer 500ml Rollo cans of Beer. What kinds well ask Rollo.

I perfer the size of the pint. Not too small not too large. Just right.

[dogscoff]

Tigga then points out to the Americans in the bar that they might as well just tip their horrible weak beer down the toilet and therefore cut out the middleman

*Dogscoff is struck by inspiration. He takes a crate of the free beer and disappears into the toilets. After twenty minutes or so he returns, offering the bottles around with the words "Free beer, brewed to American standards." Close examination reveals that the bottles appear to have been opened, emptied, refilled and then crudely resealed. The Americans in the bar are blithely swigging down the warm, yellowish liquid while everyone else simply watches and smiles...

[tesco samoa]

Mac when your coming out please do find gyphin and offer him a chance to sit under the sun.

[Growltigga]

Growltigga is amazed and inspired by the entrepeneurial abilities of his countrymen. Cunningly, he too decides that with a soda stream, some industrial alcohol and a pipe linked into the outflow of the nearest gentlemens' convenience, he can start shipping crates and crates of top quality american beer to the States and the best thing is the locals wont even realise

Hurrah for horrible pissy weak beer

Tigga also starts wandering where he left the detonator for the 2 tons of semtex he buried under the patio Last week

Hey, we dont want 500ml measures here, Rollo is germanic and therefore will need the full litre stein!

an American pint is too girly, you must remeber the imperial pint is a quarter as big again FOR REAL MEN!!

I am now beginning to expire from fatigue

[tesco samoa]

Am I allowed to look at the poster above the computer. I even have one where they are wearing the Crown Paints shirts.

But here are five.

owen
heske
fowler
dudek
hypia
murphy
carragher

remember fagan, kennedy, dalglish, beardsley, barnes and mcmahon.

[Growltigga]

Originally posted by tesco samoa:
fowler

oh dear, point proved, Fowler transferred to Leeds United in January this year

[tesco samoa]

you should see my champions manger Rochdale team they made the 3rd division this year.

P.S. I read the names off my poster. is that cheating ???

And yes I know Fowler was transferred to leeds. Hence 6 names. And one to see if you would actually read the thing.

And what point are you trying to prove.

I see no benifit in making up that i support Liverpool.

[Growltigga]

that, because you are 3,000 miles away, you are not a real fan in the classic sense

It is like the strange Brits over here who love Amnerican Football

When do they get to a game? how do they follow all the gossip? what is the point? I have a friend who is a big supporter of a Bengal based kabaddi team? this guy is from France originally, how on earth can he support kabbaddi whe it not even shown on the tele here?

[ July 04, 2002, 14:53: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[tesco samoa]

ahhh....

then i disagree. The Oshawa Lynx just don't cut it.