MP game: Nations at War. Started! - Page 13

PashaDawg · #**121** March 22nd, 2005, 09:32 AM

The Giant Spider Lord has returned!!! And he shall SMITE Jotunheim�s moldy dragon pretender. Your filth shall fertilize our jungle gardens and undergo a metamorphosis to sweat vine flowers by the Great Spider Lord's grace. Grace!! (you hear that?) GRACE!!! (yup, that's right) G-RRRRRR-A-C-E!!!! POWER!! PURE DESTINY!! Onward my minions!! Onward!! Let the war drums beat!!! <froth froth>

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Jurri · #**122** March 22nd, 2005, 07:50 PM

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PashaDawg said:
Your filth shall fertilize our jungle gardens and undergo a metamorphosis to sweat vine flowers by the Great Spider Lord's grace.

Good thing I have plenty, then, the filthy bastard that I am. Hey, won't that make me the god of Fertility? Dude, you're overthrown! Get outta my garden, biatch!

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Grace!! (you hear that?) GRACE!!! (yup, that's right) G-RRRRRR-A-C-E!!!!

How sweet the sound
That maimed a wretch like thee!

PashaDawg · #**123** March 23rd, 2005, 12:01 AM

BAH!!!! SWINE LORD OF GIANTS!!!

You're nothing but a gooey dingle-berry on the corn hole of the Great Spider Lord's chamber-pot-maid!!!! My minions will SMITE YOU!!! Start losing sleep!!!!!! <froth froth>

Jurri · #**124** March 23rd, 2005, 12:38 PM

Chamber-pot-maid? Truly it saddens me that the 'Great Spider Lord' needs one! Must be all the raving and subsequent stress... Poor old bugger. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Waterdrop.gif[/img]

PashaDawg · #**125** March 24th, 2005, 12:23 AM

The Chamber-pot-maid is a luxury, dingle-berry. It means that the GREAT SPIDER LORD does not need to get out of bed in the middle of the cold night. But, a moldy dragon cannot understand such things as luxury. Even his army is made up of mindless vine creatures. Who ever heard of a chamber-pot-vine-ogre? Tsk. Tsk.

YellowCactus · #**126** March 24th, 2005, 01:43 AM

We hope to add many Ulmish bones to the growing pile. You are most welcome within the realm of Ermor! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Target.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon42.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon40.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon46.gif[/img]

Who can say what will happen?

-yc

Jurri · #**127** March 25th, 2005, 01:33 PM

That Pasha, he's a regular cockroach!

YellowCactus · #**128** March 25th, 2005, 01:57 PM

The Ermor Bone Exhibit was rather popular with the Ulmis Freedom Fighters. Those guys really know how to break a leg! The Ermorian legion is looking for replacements, around 650 event goers were added to the boneyard. Inquire within!
-Yc

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PashaDawg · #**129** March 25th, 2005, 08:15 PM

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Jurri said:
That Pasha, he's a regular cockroach!

I'm hurt. <sniff, sniff>

Jurri · #**130** March 26th, 2005, 04:02 PM

No, you're not! Very soon you'll be, though

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