The Funniest Canadian Joke. - Page 12

tbontob · #**111** January 27th, 2003, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by Krsqk:

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This thread is headed "The Funniest Canadian Joke" so logically, isn't it meant to be relative to what our Canadian posters find amusing, and that any judgment as to the humour content of any alledged comical story posted on this thread has to be subjectively assessed by those forum posters who lurk north of the border?

No, I thought it was for the funniest jokes about Canadians.

"lurk"? Did you say "lurk"?

We Canadians do not "lurk" or "skulk" about in the night.

We are renowned for our openness and friendliness.

I mean if we are in a foreign country and as soon as the resident discovers we are not Americans, his demeanour changes from a sulky hostility to friendliness.

Doesn't that prove we are open and friendly?

All kidding aside, I love your jokes!

And while the topic implies it is about jokes that Canadians find funny, we Canadians do not like to discriminate.

So, the more 'Canadian' jokes the better! Most of them are hilarious.

But if most people find a joke funny and we Canadians don't, it is time to ask why we don't. <==tbontob nudges Fyron.

Growltigger · #**112** January 27th, 2003, 08:12 PM

A Canadian lad from Manitoba marries a young girl from a neighbouring town. On his wedding night, he is appalled to find out that she is a virgin.

He immediately packs his bags and jumps in his pick-up and drives back to his parents.

His father and mother ask him why he has come home on his wedding night, rather than whooping it up with his new bride. Our erstwhile hero announces that he is traumatised because his new bride is a virgin.

"Damn" says his dad, "you did the right thing son, if she isn't good enough for her own family, she certainly ain't good enough for ours"

primitive · #**113** January 27th, 2003, 08:20 PM

So it's only Canadian jokes then.

But when we run out of these, maybee this could be another namechanging thread.
The Funniest American Joke
The Funniest Computer Joke
The Funniest SEIV Joke
-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar.....

Ragnarok · #**114** January 27th, 2003, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by primitive:

-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar.....

.....And the Norak ducks...

[ January 27, 2003, 18:40: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

Wardad · #**115** January 27th, 2003, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Ragnarok:

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Originally posted by primitive:

-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar.....

.....And the Norak ducks...

Ok,
-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a cantina.....

primitive · #**116** January 27th, 2003, 09:21 PM

-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into the cantina.....

The bartender (Taz) takes one look at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?!?!?"

minipol · #**117** January 28th, 2003, 02:27 AM

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Originally posted by Arkcon:

All I can say is ... what is with those Belgians? Nothing personal, but that's a real old one guys. I know you can do better.

Hey, don't mess with us Belgians!

I personaly find it funny. It just seems that every people likes jokes that make fun of another people but when it makes fun of their own country, they don't find it funny anymore.
[Edit] We have the American - Canadian thing here to with Belgium and the Netherlands. We have the same jokes, when they tell them, the Belgians are the stupid ones and when we tell them, the Dutch arethe stupid. Some of those jokes are also reaaally old and not so funny but somehow, they are kept alive

[ January 27, 2003, 12:37: Message edited by: minipol ]

Wardad · #**118** January 28th, 2003, 03:22 PM

In Canada, Moosehead is a beer.
In USA, it is misdemeanor.

[ January 28, 2003, 19:46: Message edited by: Wardad ]

tbontob · #**119** January 28th, 2003, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by Wardad:
In Canada, Moosehead is a beer.
In USA, it is misdemeaner.

IIRC the moose is the largest deer in the deer family.

It can weigh almost a ton and Canada has a lot of them.

The numbers of moose in Canada may be one of the causes of all the "Canadian" moose jokes.

IIRC, one province has more moose than people.

Anybody care to venture which province that is?

David E. Gervais · #**120** January 28th, 2003, 11:31 PM

..I'm an english speaking Canadian living in Quebec,.. I have the right to remain silent, anything I say can and will be used against me by the Language Police. I have the right to an atourny, if I can not afford one a unilingual french speaking avocat will be provided for me...

I read this somewhere way back, I find it really funny. Personally I'm bilingual so I don't have this kind of problem, My problem is that the french think I speak with an english accent and the english think I speak with a french accent! Probably because I throw in words from both Languages and this confuses them!

Nuf said! Cheers!