The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[NullAshton]

New WarpDefender I's are stationed around the Hut in orbit in geosyncronous orbit. Around 10 stations in all are placed there. The WarpDefenders have 6 massive mount APBs, along with 8 PDCs, fighter and sat bays, along with mine bays and cargo holds, and with ECMs, combat sensors, and multiplex tracking. Zipper IV's, a large fighter, is then mass produced. Around 5,000 fighters are now patrolling the hut, armed with 2 phased shield generators and 3 antiproton beams.

[AgentZero]

Erm... Strategia....? The Hut was only located down the road from the Bar & Grill. If you took out the better part of the Northern Hemisphere, the Hut's gone, too. Congrats.

[TerranC]

*TerranC surveys the extent of the destruction, sighs, kneels down for dramatic effect and begins to say:*

You bastards! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

*TerranC then gets up and proceeds to wander this desolate planet of the destroyed taverns and eateries all by himself.*

[NullAshton]

The starbases in orbit use their yards, and create a new Won-Ton Violence Take-Out hut. Yay!

[RudyHuxtable]

Hey Hut Fans!

I'm taking quite a pounding here in the Hut! People are getting pokers in their naughty bits, blisters are forming on places that shouldn't be blistered and people in general are running in terror! What better time than now to introduce our very own Kid's Menu!

So far it's only got Xiatiburger and Phong Fries, but we're working in the lab to come up with other great malnutritious treats for the little beasties!



And hey, it's ungroovy to stick pokers in people. Blow up the Hut all you want, but no pokers in my bum, 'kay? I just had it lifted.



Coming Soon:

The WTVTOH Floor Plan and Tourist Map
Extradimensional Rollercoaster
Bumper Dreadnoughts
Pin the Tail on Atrocities


Check here for details!

Bon Appetit!

[NullAshton]

The starbases in orbit is capable of precision strikes on the planet. If you're outside the hut, my starbases can vaporize you The starbases are also making items for the bar as well, supplying them.

[General Woundwort]

[OOC - Woundwort logs back on and spends 10+ minutes tracking what happened between 9AM and 4PM PST...]

[OOC - Obviously, a lot of people here have a lot more spare surf time than I do...]

Ten glowing torpedo-shaped objects materialize next to the ten bases, and...

[OOC - who am I kidding? I don't have time for this nonsense! If Growltigger wants this bar, let him come get it himself!

Sorry to be cranky, class isn't going well and I'm not in the mood for this!]

[NullAshton]

The torpedo-shaped objects are promptly vaporized. Go target practice!

[mac5732]

unnoticed by all the mayhem around the hut, small ghostly creatures are missed by all the defenders of the "Hut", unbeknownest by the defenders, the minions of the inner sanctum have washed up into the new?/Old/? Hut and used their uncanny and ghastly talents to insert their inner sanctum concoctions within all the food stored not only in the Hut but also in all the Ships flying protection above it. In addition, they slowly pour an unknown liquid into all the beer kegs and bottles, the tops are put carefully back so they are unable to be seen as being tampered with. After their diabolical raid, the tt worshiping minions depart, flushed back to their haunting grounds. Within a short time all the patrons, defenders outside and above, are grabbing their stomachs and behinds, rolling around on the ground, while up in the ships, all screens are covered with a film exparated from their crews. Ambulances soon arrive and begin transporting all of them to MiPartsr4sale, which turns out to be a medical research facility dealing in providing various articles to needy recepients. The screams of the defenders were heard for miles around as they were slowly wheeled into the inniards of this formidable establishment.....

[Aris_Sung]

<Aris Sung walks down a road and comes to the intersection where these two waring houses...er, I mean eatery/hang-out joints are located. He looks at the devastation wrought from the numerous battles he read about as well as the many immense ships parked everywhere. At the same time, he wonders at what fun he's been missing. Too bad he forgot his gear at home. So he turn's around and heads back to his base to get his posse, gear, and other fun stuff to defend the hut. Defending one's territory from invaders is an honourable fight to join.>