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Old October 11th, 2002, 02:37 PM
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and fails to notice that Growltigga is holding an invisibilty-disapparatation field which stops Gryphin's invisibility mode working, adroitly avoiding the acme tacks, the whole hunting posse turns and faces the now visibile Gryphin who, natuarally, faced with such a ravaning horde, cacks his pants...

"Parp" and "twoot" canbe heard eminating from the Gryphin's jollies as he turns and runs off... only inches ahead of the hunt and disturbingly close to Barry's fangs and Growltigga's executive tickler
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Old October 11th, 2002, 03:08 PM

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:: With a bemused grin Gryphin turns and faces the onslaught ::
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Old October 11th, 2002, 03:13 PM
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As Mac is reclining on his bed and recovering from the dastardly conniptions of the "Infamous Gryphin, he smiles at the scantly dressed, sexy nurses wheeling him around behind the Pack chasing El Gryphin, he picks up his new, hyper speed reactionary super dooper pooper bLasting slingshot with scope, he very carefully pulls out a 2yr old colostomy bag (full to the brim), inserts into the receptical, sees the Gryphin, running away from the pack after GT dissolved his invisibility, takes aim, and lets fly....,
The Gryphin is struck in the middle back and the colostomy bag disitegrates upon impact flooding the Gryphin's countenance with its contents...Now even if he tries to be invisible again, he will still be able to be tracked , the chase continues, Mac smiles.....

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Old October 11th, 2002, 03:15 PM

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:: Shielded by the Cartoon Violence screen, Gryphin Launches himself at GrowlTigga, Encompasing him in the shied as well ::
It is now Grphin to Kat Fur to Feather

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Old October 11th, 2002, 03:53 PM
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But unfortunately Gryphin fails to realise that Growltigga IS THE MASTER OF THE CARTOON VIOLENCE SCREEN, and the screen fails to shield Gryphin as he is buried under an onslaught of T-Rex, chorus line dancer, cartoon character, B List Hollywood celebrity, mongoose, tiger, giant squid and royal marines... bits of Gryphin come flying out of the bundle whilst Growltigga lights up a large cigar and proceeds to sip brandy from his hip flask....

suddenly, a rather full brown bag of s@@@ flies into the ruckus and strikes Gryphin sqaure on the face, which is a bit upsetting for Barry as he was trying to enjoy the Gryphin poisition with Gryphin at the time, all the huntspersons run away holding their noses goes "EEEwwwwww" as a battered Gryphin stands, covered in caca
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Old October 11th, 2002, 04:12 PM
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Ah, grose! El Gryphin is covered in doggydoo.

My head still hurts from that anvil! I'll get the garden hose and wash that stinky goo from his face, that way we can molest and desecrate him a bit more.
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:: A low ripping noise eminates from The Un bowed Gryphin, Slowly a 100 % transparent outer skin peels off, A very clean and refreshed Gryphin stands amused ::
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just in time to receive Mac's 6 year old aggregated double size double full hyper compressed especially sloppy 'able to permeate any membranous outer layer' colostomy bag slap bang in the face....

the space around Gryphin widens as people move away, holding their noses and trying not to wretch, a gas masked clad fbw proceeds to shove gryphin out of the cantina with a very very long handled broom

Gryphin is pushed out into the carpark, smelling like a decaying skunk and looking like a large jobby
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Old October 11th, 2002, 05:31 PM

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:; A bemused Gryphin Materializes behind the crowd, Watches as he hovers over head, Wonders how the great Kat fell for a Clone, Sheesh, Out of nowhere a cartoon meteor smahes into the gathered cloud, Even the mighty kitty can't avoid being squished ::
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Old October 11th, 2002, 05:35 PM
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Timstone gets to his feet and turns in the direction the meteor came from. He sees Gryphin with his ultrasilent jetpack floating in the sky.
Timstone shouts that the Gryphin has been spotted and that the chase must begin anew! Forward brave Kat, get that Gryphin guy!
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