Gryphin and Growltigga Thread

[Mephisto]

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Originally posted by Growltigga:
true, but then I am the star of the show, the one who is useful in a fight and more importantly, I GET THE GIRL - you get to snog a lizard

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Well, I don't need to be useful in a fight - I don't fight myself. I have my lady.
And your lady is green and cold, too. Not much improvement there.

[Growltigga]

The court would like to thank Mr Mac of Cesspool, Ohio for his learned findings. The court has carefully considered his findings and after due deliberation, would respond as follows, using, for ease of reference, the numbering set out in his own submissions:

1 the court considers that Mr Mac's inconclusive judgement is proabably flawed. It is obvious that during his extensive, and disturbingly knowledgeable, research into 'adult websites', Mr Mac's brain has turned to cream cheese, he has gone blind and his knees have turned to water. The court also suspects that he has sprained his wrist and should seek immediate medical attention.
The case in point is that the defendant admitted to frequenting adult sites (Quote "talk about it if I am not doing it" unquote) and that the phrase 'circling the wagons' resulted from a discussion on said adult site.

The court's view is that the defendant has already provided numerous confessions and entertainment with this regard. Guilty as charged.

2. The court thanks Mr Mac for correctly pointing out the discrepancy in the type of fauna inhabiting the defendant's top lip. The court would point out that as a European institution, it is not familiar with the native fauna found on the east coastal maritime regions of the continental United States and would appoint Mr Mac as its expert in this regard. The court would point out that it does have plenitentiary powers to levy charges against north american nationals.

Following Mr Mac's expert submission, the court has moved to amend the charges by removing references to 'prairie dogs' and replacing these with "Wooly Bear",as our expert has stated,a commonly known as a variety of catepillar. It is obvious to the court that this is the form of creature horribly abused by the defendant and forced to live on his top lip and therefore the defendant isa found guilty on all counts.

3. Following Mr Mac's expert submissions, the court has reviewed the evidence levied against the defendant. After discussion with our learned colleague in the european union, it has been agreed that line dancing is a crime against humanity. The court will consider sentence after this hearing.

4. The court thanks Mr Mac for this evidence but would suggest that this is not the most forums conveniens in order to conduct sophistry. The court considers that the differential headgear mentioned in Mr Mac's submissions is pure semantics. The defendant is accused of wearing a silly hat with a large brim reminiscient of a variety of historical wild west hollywood figures. The court finds the defendant guilty as charged.

On a general point, the court would like to thank Mr Mac for his investigative efforts and would suggest that at his age, he should have a nice cup of tea and a sit down. A pair of slippers and a comfy chair are also suggested


[ 15 February 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[Growltigga]

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Originally posted by [K126]Mephisto:


Well, I don't need to be useful in a fight - I don't fight myself. I have my lady.
And your lady is green and cold, too. Not much improvement there.

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You've met Mrs GT then, she can also be a bit like your girl when she doesn't get her own way

[ 15 February 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[Growltigga]

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Originally posted by Gryphin:
1) I am prepared to submit to a lie detctor test on the "Line Dancing" issue. I repeat, due to my vision, I am not able to perform such an act.

GUFF, I dont believe you, line dancers are notoriously tricksy about their leisure activities - we bet you do have a pair of rhinestone chaps, a gold lamee lariat, a stetson with an eagle feather in it and answer to the name of "Gryphin the Kid"


2) Macs efforts not withstanding still fail to come up with any evidence that Circle the Wagons or the Gryphin Possion is in any way shape or form an ileagle act in where I reside.

GUFF, just give Mac time, he will come up with all sorts of suggestions or give himself a mild cardiac in the process

3) I am prepared to supply a strand of the growth above my lip to any and all who wish to analize it.

GUFF, yuk, no thanks

4) The judge is a POMME and sho9uld be removed from any action outside of England.

GUFF, are you saying I am an apple?? do you mean a pommie? you are not Australian, I thought you oiks said 'Limey' but what this fascination is with citrus fruit is beyond me - this from a nation that thinks peewee herman is funny

5)Please remember, I do not do this as an act of self defence. My actions do not merit defending. I provide any informaion to assist you in your quest for knowledge

GUFF, scary, just plain scary mate

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[ 15 February 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[Gryphin]

Reguarding POMME or POMMEI, The shoe fits and as such you are hereby disqualfied to be judge over this matter.
I do own a true brand name Stetson and a whip,
Neiter is gold lammee nor do they have a feather and I don't own chaps
My dates can attest to this and how I use them
I have to ask you what you would "bet"?

It is good to know you are afraid of my mind. I will use it to trounce you.

[Growltigga]

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Originally posted by Gryphin:
Reguarding POMME or POMMEI, The shoe fits and as such you are hereby disqualfied to be judge over this matter.

GUFF - I cannot be disqualified for being an apple of for being English - my court, my rules so yah boo to you

I do own a true brand name Stetson and a whip,
Neiter is gold lammee nor do they have a feather and I don't own chaps

GUFF, you are damned by your own words - another CONFESSION

My dates can attest to this and how I use them

GUFF, stop right there, the public do not wish to know any more

I have to ask you what you would "bet"?

GUFF, quite a lot, quite a lot

It is good to know you are afraid of my mind. I will use it to trounce you.

GUFF, I am not afraid of your mind, only slightly concerned about your personal habits

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[Gryphin]

Complete surprise!
The esteemable GrowlTigga agreed with me on something. Check out the "Captured Planet Thread"

[Growltigga]

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Originally posted by Gryphin:
Complete surprise!
The esteemable GrowlTigga agreed with me on something. Check out the "Captured Planet Thread"

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dont hold your breath for the next time

[mac5732]

Ahem, If it please the court, I would like to address a vote on the appeal as filed herein by the defendent, the "Gryphin", in the capacity as a friend of the court and as a class action.

1. The Gryphin has shown thru prior testimony and thru photos on his website of attending the hobby of hiking as well as recording photos of various topography within the Continental U.S. This is very condemning on his part in regards to "Line Dancing". The excuse of "due to my eyesight" is found to be misleading, inappropriate, a sham and filled with irregularities. Since the ritual of "Line Dancing" cause one to be within close approximation of others as well as a particular dress code, which the defendent has stated prior, that he imbibs upon, his excuse just doesn't hold water. Further, since the ritual involves gyrations, movement, and the clinging of one to another, I do not see how eyesite has any bearing upon this issue. Therefore, my vote remains in favor of Growltigga.

2. Inregards to voluntering a specifman from the "Wooly Bear" in question, after medical and scientific discussions with those of higher knowledge in this type of endeavor, it has been determined that, In all likely hood, the small furball has become involved in a symbiote relationship with the Gryphin due to the amount of time it was incarcerated or forced to remain upon the upper lip of the defendent, in violation of the Humane Acts within this country. Therefore, any type or amount of plucking of this poor much abused creature, would have dire consequences tantamont to a possible nervous breakdown or of such disgusting secreations that it would be considered cruel and painful to the little criter. Therefore, I would like to beseech the court to let prior testimony stand and to be judged upon there merits without the unnecessary torture of the little fur ball residing upon the Gryphin's protruding upper lip.

3. As I am typing this with my left hand, (the right one is recovering from being overworked during the extensive research on the Adult sites,) I must pause for a break before answering the appeal in regards to Circle the Wagons and the Gryphin Position. (However, in closing, I would just like to remark, that if the Gryphin would like to enter photos of the ahem experiment, it might help to better decide this issue before the court.

just some ideas mac

[Growltigga]

Mac, ROFL