The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut - Page 11

douglas · #**101** February 17th, 2005, 05:39 PM

The combined Legions of Heaven and Hell find themselves unable to manifest until the stasis field collapses to just the Hut and immediate vicinity. During this brief period, the troops defending the Hut manage to inflict substantial wounds upon AZ and the three Horsemen. Within half a second after the field collapses, Petey notices the apparent teleportation being done, verifies with a few test 'ports that teraporting works again, and launches a full volley of terapedoes. The ensuing destruction is incredible, and yet carefully limited to the FB&G forces by very precise placement and explosive power adjustments of each terapedo.

douglas · #**102** February 17th, 2005, 05:41 PM

Petey notices the battlecruiser on a collision course with the Hut well before it impacts, and directs a dozen terapedoes to cooperatively teraport it to the sun before it reaches the boundary of the stasis field.

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**103** February 17th, 2005, 05:42 PM

Meanwhile, far far away, in the secret spaceyards of the fleet of the Independent Democracy of New Haven, the USS Strategia II is finished. It is an improved version of even the Peacekeeper COMCA, with the PK ship weighing in at about 200-250MT, while the new ship - built into a largish Sphereworld - comprises about 1GT, using a compressed quantum/chroniton hyperdimensional singularity as a power source, with shields connecting ALL universes IN EXISTENCE to each other.

It's prototypical FTL Core MkII is being tested,... and zips the massive DCOMCA (Dyson sphere Command Carrier, as the hull is nothing more than a Dyson sphere.) right into the battle zone. A first blast from the quartairy PDCs annihilates much of the northern hemisphere, taking GT's legions with it.

Fortunately, the Brown Tentacle Rectal Hospital was located on an artificial island in the Southern Arctic, and all Hut patrons had just come to visit RudyHuxtable to see how he was doing and if he could crap again or not.

There. Now the FCB&G is annihilated, unless it was located somewhere in Rio - which I for some reason sincerely doubt.

Jack Simth · #**104** February 17th, 2005, 05:51 PM

Leaving his destroyed flesh behind, Jack has an encounter with death.

Death: "You AGAIN?!"

Jack: "So, are you going to try and keep up form, or have you given up after all these innumerable attempts?"

Death: "I think I'm done."

Death then walks away, while Jack builds a new body for his own habitation from scattered atoms. He then re-establishes the gateway between the hut and a nearby material plane. (After all, everyone was blowing it up from OUTSIDE; all anyone actually hit was the interface. Inside the bubble universe, damage to inanimate objects is quickly rectified by the bubble universe itself, and so only really affects the patrons & staff. In other words, Zero, no need to worry about storytelling your way out of being inside the hut when it got blasted. Sealing the primary demension simply isolated the Hut from that plane of existance.)

NullAshton · #**105** February 17th, 2005, 06:01 PM

My B-Destroyers have 4 type V PDC's on them, so they can blast away any debris that would land on it. Plus, they can use themselves as a shield, with 3750 phased shield points and 1000 or so hull points.

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**106** February 17th, 2005, 06:09 PM

Erm... Jack. Your bubble universe has long been demolished.

NullAshton · #**107** February 17th, 2005, 06:10 PM

Petey saved the hut! Yay!

Strategia_In_Ultima · #**108** February 17th, 2005, 06:13 PM

PETEY?!?!? In case you hadn't noticed, Petey now comprises (or comprised) the roof covering of the structure in which the Hut was placed. And as I said, all patrons were down south with mr. Huxtable... so the peeps up north were just dimensional clones. Also, almost the entire Northern Hemisphere has been blasted away, so there is absolutely nothing left of the area where the Hut stood.

NullAshton · #**109** February 17th, 2005, 06:16 PM

Actually that was a gate-clone. Yay plot-loops!

Jack Simth · #**110** February 17th, 2005, 06:18 PM

Quote:

StrategiaInUltima said:
Erm... Jack. Your bubble universe has long been demolished.

Not quite; it was ordered (by a politician - how often do those orders to the general public actually get done?), blasting had been accomplished with "normal" weapons at the site, and wanton destruction was done on both sides of the interface - but nothing attacked the pocket universe itself (at best, the seal might have severed the connection between). I might have missed something; if you find it, quote it to me.