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September 26th, 2005, 02:24 PM
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Re: Bad Names For Your Ships
Narf.  (No actually this might be a good idea, the Narf I, II and III, all sunkillers who're used to destroy all stars in a trinary system. Narfsplosion, remember?  )
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September 26th, 2005, 04:02 PM
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Wouldn't one sunkiller be enough, as it would destroy the other two stars in the explosion?
/me starts thinking of Magrathean colony ships
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September 26th, 2005, 04:56 PM
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AKA Fartnocker
Lender
On Loan
Taxman
Yellow Submarine
Taxicab
Bebop
My vulernable spot is (name system coordinates)
Please dont shoot me
ELMO
NEMO
Sackflasher
Kissme
Blarney Stone
Deathstar
Deathstar II
Deathstar III (damn you think they would have leanred after I and II not to build weak spots but meh)
Objectionable
Questionable Construction
Ghomer Pyle
The General Lee (with THE actually in there)
Daisy Duke
Jessica Simpson
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September 26th, 2005, 05:31 PM
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Quote:
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Deathstar III (damn you think they would have leanred after I and II not to build weak spots but meh)
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Death Star I had a weak spot. II did not - the only reason it was vulnerable to small fighters was that it was still under construction, and enough of the superstructure wasn't in place yet that there were a few paths big enough for fighters to actually navigate to the center and get direct, point-blank shots at the reactor core from inside all of its defenses. If the second Death Star had been completed, raw firepower would have been the only way to take it down, and I doubt the Rebellion could have amassed enough of it. |
September 26th, 2005, 05:43 PM
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Yeah but the Emperor was all like "Ooooh I forsee it I will lure the rebels to my INCOMPLETE AND VULNERABLE battle station and brag to luke skywalker about this and that and!" stormtrooper walks in whispers in the emperor's ear "AW DAMN IT they actually thought about flying fighters through the obvious vulnerable area CRAP." Emperor then dies when Vader throws his dumbass down into the wierd hole that goes no where that all imperial construction boasts lol.
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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September 26th, 2005, 06:10 PM
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If those and other inconsistancies amuse you, go here: http://3do.jediknight.net/dcm/archive.htm
Qoute: 'Rest easy, son. You've had a busy--'
'AHH! A HIPPIE! GET AWAY FROM ME. GET AWAY. GET--'.
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September 26th, 2005, 06:50 PM
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Poopoo Head
Breaking Wind
Pokeymonster
People Eater
Poop Star
Fart'O'Matic
Gohmer Pile
Love Boat
Happy Happy Joy Joy
X Wifes Lawyer
(Name of your X Girl Friend Goes) HERE
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September 26th, 2005, 07:06 PM
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Eluder
Death Egg
Blue Midget
Starbug
Egg-O-Matic
Magrathean Colony Ship #3
Discriminator
Bonus points if you get where ALL of those come from! (That Egg-O-Matic is pretty obscure! )
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September 26th, 2005, 07:08 PM
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Rotten Tomato - For a ramming ship.
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September 26th, 2005, 07:57 PM
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